mostly balls facts

clink clink clink "prompto is coming, i hear his balls clinking together."

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fact 216: i miss you

youll never see me again

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bro i forgot about this blog. shoutout to promptos gurp

its sleeping so dont shout

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Ingns

^

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ffxvfacts i miss you :'(

come over

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Gladio's Pussy Rat has a smaller, chibi-Gladio living inside HIS Pussy

sure. why not

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Fun Fact!: In the Royal Edition of Episode Ignis, Ravus and Ignis play Marco Polo with Gladio's pussy rat.

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Ik you're mostly inactive rn but I gotta tell you, this blog always makes me smile bc of the sheer hilarity of it. I hope 2020 has been alright to you, despite everything.

Sincerely, the one you assigned as kin that one time,

-@kaname-can-burn

<3

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Hi do chocobos exist

not in the game no

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Fun Fact! Chocobos can enter a state of irrevocable bloodlust! Nobody is a friend when the big chickens get angry!

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Prompto calls chocobo racing "Cock Riding" on occasion

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As arbiter of FFXV, I must ask you: is... is Noctis a character?

no? wtf

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Ignis canonically enjoys stabbing things

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Are guys?

yeah....

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Prampto

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Noctis listens to 100 Gecs in his mp3