just a pair of old people being tourists in piqua, nothing to see here

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just a pair of old people being tourists in piqua, nothing to see here
anyway. zephyrus has Big Sageway Vibes but especially this verse
uh, what happened to your horns?
(or, a revamp of that one sageway species-swap, now w the soothsayer actually being a galapagos tort)
oogway: refers to people as “old friend”
also oogway: will not recognize he’s friends with people until the other person drops the f-word (the f-word being “friend”), even if he’s hung out with them and have done Friend Things with them
pink is more of a you color, anyway. besides, you need this more than i ever will
oogway: it's always kung fu this and kung fu that with everyone. no one CARES about how slang in a specific pocket of china changed in the past few centuries because of one celebration that ended horribly, or there was a whole Thing regarding a whole bunch of royal portraits--!
soothsayer, a history nerd: tell me the centuries-old tea
based on the fact that multiple people dont seem to recognize oogway and react accordingly??? even tho he is literally a living legend due to the whole kung fu thing
a very spirited conversation (feat. the original sketch bc i thought it also looked cute)