#saggittarius

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what's your sign?

aries

pisces

aquarius

cancer

libra

virgo

leo

taurus

gemini

scorpio

saggittarius

capricorn

Voting ended onApr 27

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[the-wolf-and-moon]

M24, Sagittarius Star Cloud

[wa-kaizen]

— astro observations ༊*·˚

please keep in mind that I am a beginner and these are really basic and from what I personally noticed! basically, just opinions :) these are strictly sun sign based, but tell me if you have an input!

virgos and libras have a really special kind of bond, they are like the reflections of each other

aries men are usually introverted, yet they are amazing in social situations and are quite funny

sagittariuses love alcohol, but are less likely to turn out alcoholic

pisces are the opposite, they claim to hate alcohol yet can easily become alcoholics without self control

aquarius men are insanely sensitive

aquariuses in general are arrogant and think they are the best, even if they are very humble

capricorns don't change their opinions easily

scorpio men are gay !! jk, but they really have an apprication towards men despite sexuality

scorpio women are more likely to become bisexual but they have a special appreciation towards feminine inviduals regardless of gender

virgos born in the beginning of september - or late august - are more prone to anxiety, virgos born in later half of september are more likely to be confrontational

capricorns might seem like they don't pay attention but are usually really smart and are aware of everything that is happening around them

geminis are more patient than they need to be

cancers are master manipulators because they have you believe they are innocent by keeping polite

on that note cancers actually have no sense of safety when it comes to their emotions and mental health, thus their boundaries being fragile

libras are angels by default but you will only know that if they like you

i will end this with saying that every aquarius has had an aries crush before

i hope you had fun reading. <3

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[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Is there any left for you? No matter, you can make more. If they didn’t want to wait they should have planned ahead.

Taurus: Hide from your anxieties by burying yourself up to the eyes in sand. It won’t solve everything but its a step in the right direction.

Gemini: The only “Courting” you do that matters is the courting done on the court of b’ball.

Cancer: You’ve got the head of an english monarch in your laptop bag and a lifetime ban from panera bread. Your next steps are clear. 

Leo: Exposure to natural moonlight has enchanted your local gym with a high concentration of wood (木) energy.

Virgo: Mx please put down the kusarigama. W-2 forms are readily available and fairly easy to complete.

Libra: So many questions about you and them and it and we. Do you fear the specific, little thing? Perhaps it is wise. Perhaps it is keeps one from action.

Scorpio: You are correct. The wet floor signs are actually what produces the puddles. They exist in a symbiotic relationship with mops, which feed on the moisture.

Ophiuchus: A slab of molten lead is technically a heated blanket, and a weighted blanket.

Sagittarius: Resting is part of your job dipshit. If you worked construction, the foreman would get mad at you for using the tools so much they overheated and exploded.

Capricorn: Plans rarely survive first contact with the enemy. This is because of the roman tradition of enemy generals meeting before a battle and throwing their plans as hard as they can at each other.

Aquarius: The stars heard you are trying to practice open-mindedness, so they released several angry gnomes inside your bathroom.

Pisces: Mud cats, mud cats, six-legged mud cats, they come from the sewer, they are made of mud, they love you, mud cats.

[zodiacsaes]

panic first, think later:

gemini, pisces, taurus, aries, sagittarius, aquarius

think first, panic later:

virgo, capricorn, libra, leo, scorpio

panic first, panic later:

cancer

[astro-slytherin]

random astrology thoughts

there are certain sun/moon combinations that manage to attribute the sun sign an almost magnetic aura. this isn’t a strictly scorpio(ascendent) thing, but scorpio moons do tend to radiate the most powerfully

leo, aquarius and libra have very peculiar habits when it comes to parenthood, to the point they might make things harder for themselves and others by just ‘minding their business’

virgo rising is quite the chameleon. they assume whatever influences surrounds them and channels them into a thriving force

sun square pluto is a harsh, daunting aspect. it’s often associated with death, with many famous people that had it dying abruptly. but it might also be a tool if used properly. the individual remains forever bond to the thin veil between the worlds

sagittarius aspects are fun, yet they easily make one insensitive/arrogant in regards of the things associated with the house/planet they occupy

virgo moons have a tendecy towards handling their insecurities in unhealthy ways. especially if the individual has an air sun/over influence in their chart it will be hard for them to divide themselves from the hurt

the 9th house is like the magician card of tarot. no matter what it touches, it spreads unpredictability and some sort of day to day magic

i don’t know if it’s just my experience, but people with water suns/risings do tend to be the ones having blue eyes amongst a crowd

meanwhile, strongly influenced earth individuals have something veiny or tree-like about them. it’s not that they’re all especially tall/sturdy, but kind of firm-skinned if it makes any sence

negative capricorn aspects in a chart usually means that the person subconsciously refuses to change for the better, or is stuborn to accept faults in their ways when it comes to the respective placement

if i had to choose two signs that had least in common, it’d be aries and gemini. at first sight there might be some similarities, but if analyzed throughly, they hold two very different sets of principles and motivations

[official-sokka]

The signs as things the signs have said to me

Aries: “Okay, but who gone beat my ass?”

Taurus: “Guess what? I got a tattoo on my ass.”

Gemini: *incoherent screaming, deep breathing*

Cancer: *crying*

Leo: “Nyyyipples”

Virgo: “Ohhhh I’m so excited!!!!!!!”

Libra: “I’m just... I’m passive okay? I’m trying not to be but I don’t like trouble.”

Scorpio: “I don’t wear t-shirts. I only wear nice shirts. Take it back and get me something nice.”

Sagittarius: “And? I’m still cute though.” 

Capricorn: “I wear my heart on my sleeve, bruh.”

Aquarius: “I’m a hoe!!!!!! I can’t help it.”

Pisces: “Anyway, I’m in love again.”