Nov 16, 2015
Oh the things you’ll say while playing Clash of Clans
*Mumbles quietly under breath* “I should really attack someone tonight...”
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Oh the things you’ll say while playing Clash of Clans
*Mumbles quietly under breath* “I should really attack someone tonight...”
Uh-Oh, I forgot to put fins on it again.
Said while playing Kerbel Space Program
No unexpected noises while playing DayZ
Me: Gah! Were are the zombies!? I heard one!
Boyfriend: There are no zombies.
Me: Then explain that terrifying noise.
Boyfriend:...I just cleared my throat.
Me: What's wrong with you? Who makes horrifying zombie noises in their mic while playing DayZ?!
Boyfriend: *exasperated silence*
Me: Sociopaths, that's who. Sociopaths.
I can't look at that right now; I'm guarding this fountain.
Said while playing DayZ
Mailboxes'll get you, everytime.
*While playing DayZ together*
Boyfriend: Did you just sneeze or gasp?
Me: Gasp.
Boyfriend: Why?
Me: There was something scary, alright?
Boyfriend:...
Me: Okay, it turned out to be a mailbox.
You're complaining about finding too many machine guns? I was just forced to open a can of peaches with a hockey stick. That was my best option: a hockey stick.
Said while playing DayZ
Lost the Science
Me: Did you win?
Boyfriend: No, I lost the science.
Me: That sucks.
I wonder if it's going to explode when it hits the ocean
Said while playing Kerbel Space Program