things my boyfriend says while gaming

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Dammit my chainsaw's outta gas!

Said while playing DayZ

[the-gamer-land]

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Crash Bandicoot was one of my first loves. Thank you Playstation. 

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Oh the things you’ll say while playing Clash of Clans

*Mumbles quietly under breath* “I should really attack someone tonight...”

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Uh-Oh, I forgot to put fins on it again.

Said while playing Kerbel Space Program

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

No unexpected noises while playing DayZ

Me: Gah! Were are the zombies!? I heard one!

Boyfriend: There are no zombies.

Me: Then explain that terrifying noise.

Boyfriend:...I just cleared my throat.

Me: What's wrong with you? Who makes horrifying zombie noises in their mic while playing DayZ?!

Boyfriend: *exasperated silence*

Me: Sociopaths, that's who. Sociopaths.

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

I can't look at that right now; I'm guarding this fountain.

Said while playing DayZ

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Mailboxes'll get you, everytime.

*While playing DayZ together*

Boyfriend: Did you just sneeze or gasp?

Me: Gasp.

Boyfriend: Why?

Me: There was something scary, alright?

Boyfriend:...

Me: Okay, it turned out to be a mailbox.

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

You're complaining about finding too many machine guns? I was just forced to open a can of peaches with a hockey stick.  That was my best option: a hockey stick.

Said while playing DayZ

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Lost the Science

Me: Did you win?

Boyfriend: No, I lost the science.

Me: That sucks.

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

I wonder if it's going to explode when it hits the ocean

Said while playing Kerbel Space Program

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

My rocket is glowing: I came in kinda hot

Said while gaming

[whohatesstartermemes]

things my sister has said while playing video games

“Oh. My. God. I KNEW it was you. I KNEW you stole my freakin’ sword.”

“Get back in there. Get back in there RIGHT now.”

“Did you hear what he just said? DID YOU HEAR HIM?”

“OMG. I LOVE YOU.”

“Is he seriously pretending to be a freaking orange.”

“GO LEFT. GO LEFT. No, not THAT left!”

“You stole my car! I’M GOING TO STEAL YOUR POTATOES.”

“If you even have potatoes.”

“Was she seriously born with pink hair.”

“You can be fat and muscular? You can have green hair AND be fat and muscular!”

“You look like Yoda, damn it.”

“I can’t marry him, I’m going to marry Agent Smexy!”

“God dang it, stupid Jedi wannabes, with your swords and glowy hands.”

“Is that an H!3O song or a freaking catastrophe.”

“Has anybody ever told him that he needs to lay off the donuts.”

“Can we PLEASE focus on the mission and not pretend to be dwarves?”

“I LIKED you. I LIKED you. But no, you had to be British!”

[euthanasia-for-mankind]

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

True gamer love ♥

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Hittin' a Wall

Boyfriend: Gahh! I keep driving into a lake!

Me: *looks up in sympathy, then continues reading book*

Boyfriend: Fuck!

Me: Pesky lake get you again?

Boyfriend: No, I ran into a wall this time.

Boyfriend: *Mumbles under his breath* ...didn't even make it to the lake.

[brookelizbeth-blog]

I think this game is trying to make me murder someone…

Said while playing The Crew (via brookelizbeth)

[ackhff-gamer]

*plays assassins creed*

Ahh yes, time to assassinate many people

*smirks*

*kittens play with pant legs and suddenly I become human jungle gym*

…guys, you are ruining my bloodthirsty, violent image

*pets kittens*

[saidwhilegaming-blog]

Swear to God, if that mudcrab keeps following me...

Said while playing Skyrim