#sailor j

[alexandor]

[imrisah]

SHE'S BACK

[wearesorcerer]

Eberron!Changelings be like

[outerspacekake]

SHE'S BACK, with a seasonally appropriate breakdown of Macbeth. Here's what you need to know about the play, based on this video.

Macbeth is a Shakespearean play about a man named Denzel Washington. There are 4 Don'ts and 1 Do to remember:

DO NOT tell your spouse if you see ghosts!

Don't be the reason for ghosts

DON'T KEEP ADDING GHOSTS

DO Change your address

Do NOT invite ghosts to holiday parties

[tittyhaverbananahater]

Ummm why did no one, not one fucking person bother to tell me that sailor j is posting on YouTube again????????

And before you ask, "ma'am do you not have eyeballs and the capability of looking shit up?", just remember I'm just a frazzled lady who is always forgetting stuff.

[soulakuarian]

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

[eonblueinmay]

The Queen has returned:

[gayhoediaz]

when they go low, you go high, when they go low, you take the high road—bitch—i will take the motherfucking catacombs. i love paris. i love a croissant 🥐