Jan 10, 2014
Im still laughing holy fucking shit
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Im still laughing holy fucking shit
sakura-the-pimp replied to your post: HAY GURL HAAAY
it is I!
//I know its u woman! You just confuse me with your suddenness! D:
Shut up; I want details.
How did he find himself in this sardine can of a car again? The pinkette was chatting about... what was she talking about? He didn't care. He was trying to tune her out, but he was sure she knew that. Her voice kept getting louder and louder and louder, until...
"Will you shut the fuck up?" he snapped, slamming his thumb upon the seatbelt clasp. The click rang through the now silent car, the whir of his seatbelt whizzed past his ear as he leaned across the gearshift, bracing a hand upon the shoulder of her seat.
He vaguely heard the "What the hell are you–" before his mouth was on her's, hot and frustrated. She stubbornly kept her lips pressed tightly together, but Hidan had a strong tongue. Soon enough he pried open those soft strips of skin, pushing that wet muscle through. He was met with clenched teeth, tongue racing across the gleaming bones.
Only moments later, she gave in. Her mouth opened, the heat filling his own as he breathed in the stale taste of cigarettes and the shot of whiskey she had recently taken. A huff of breath slipped through his nose; likening the sound to a silent laugh as his tongue curled around her own, winning the fight without having to try.
//detailed enough for you?
IT WAS IN MY DAMNED APARTMENT. //RP WITH ME, SA-CHAN K? <3
"I've never been in your fucking apartment. You must have been dreaming. Why the fuck are you dreaming about me masturbating?"
Will you please stop sneaking into my house and masturbating in my bed? This is the fourth time this week, Hida-bastard.
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about. That was my bed, bitch!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
//ASK LIMIT SENPAI ASK LIMIT D: D: D:
sakura-the-pimp replied to your post: Don’t flatter yourself. You’re keeping your promise. My house, 8. here’s my address. If you don’t show up, I will hurt you. [[THIS IS HOW SAKURA GETS DATES. IT WORKS>
Forever alone. Sakura is like mun today. :-(
((And Hidan mun))
Don't flatter yourself. You're keeping your promise. My house, 8. here's my address. If you don't show up, I will hurt you. [[THIS IS HOW SAKURA GETS DATES. IT WORKS>
"Guess you'll have to fucking hurt me, sweet heart, cause I ain't showin'"