#salisbury chronicles

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i wrote seven pages on queer shit for my history final and i got a 97% y’all i’m dyign

[bchemlarobinavitch]

i have to write a 1500 word essay about birds

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not that this is any of y’alls problem but is anyone available for me to bounce school project stuff off of because i’m at the point of probably just dying to get out of it lmao

[bchemlarobinavitch]

so my cmat professor is lowkey homophobic so i’ve been retaliating by making every single one of my assignments gay. every commercial i have to write, every psa i have to storyboard, is somehow gay.

this being said i have a commercial to storyboard. what product should i do that would make it gay. thx.

[bchemlarobinavitch]

re: the trans v cis men shtuff @ my soci professor though, like, for someone who has a doctorate in this garbage she is not well versed in trans stuff at all, especially for someone who teaches a 300-level gender course (no i’m still not over last semester, i’ll be over it when i’m done with her classes forever)

[bchemlarobinavitch]

okay so i’ve finally found the genderneutral restrooms (2) in holloway (there’s supposedly at least one in every building that’s not a dorm building on this campus) and they are not at all where it’s said they are so i feel like salisbury doesn’t get this point

[bchemlarobinavitch]

honest to god there is this person in the front of my CMAT class who is loud and obnoxious and makes me want to die they’re literally watching hockey fights on youtube during our one ten minute break

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i really need to be writing my essays for sociology but i just don’t care, i’ve talked about these topics before countless of times but i cannot get myself to care about them again in an academic context with four or more sources.