Here We Go Again...
(When Team Rocket first encountered Meme Pikachu)
Meowth: I'm sorry, but the position of annoying talking Pokemon is already taken!
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Zack: Toast is just large croutons.
Ted:... *deploys toast depicting Zack's face with "X"es for eyes*
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Arle: Now me? I'm not like the twins. I don't know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it's clothes or not.
Arle: This chair? *taps on the chair she's sitting in* Not clothes.
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(Doppel meets a fortune teller while traveling in Magnamiel)
Fortune Teller: Your future is full of struggle and anguish. Most of it self-inflicted.
Pierrot: But ye didn't read my palms or anythin'.
Fortune Teller: I didn't need to. It's written all over your mask.
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Sally: I have edge!
Elanore: You really don't. You're literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen even with all the horrors you've lived through. If you weren't made of metal you'd probably have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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Ash: Actually despite being a teenager and an Avatar I'm a surprisingly rational person.
Pikachu: Your hand's been stuck in a vending machine for twenty minutes.
Ash: I paid for my pretzels.
Ash: I'm getting my pretzels.
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Andrew: Aren't you a little young to be drinking wine?
Frenzy, holding a wine glass full of goat blood: ...Yes.
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Tulip: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I take a shower I'll be warm. But between the bed and the shower? No. That Is Not The Warm.
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(If 4 had managed to recover more quickly (or at all))
Admiral 3: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
SMG4: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Frenzy: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Ash: The Miltank?
Frenzy: WHAT?
Sora: Ash, why!?
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Laharl: Etna has taught Sicily how to stick post-it's on people's backs without them noticing.
Laharl: She doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "Kick Me" so they just have cute drawings or animal facts.
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Frenzy, vibrating intensely: GuysthiscoffeeissogoodIcouldprobablydoamathproblem.
Sora, already dialing Crown's number: Correctly?
Frenzy: Idon'tknow.
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Zack: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *holds up a note that says "I'm very proud of you. Love, Mom"*
Cody: Oh, yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *holds up a note that says "Be good. For the love of God, please be good"*
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Red: If you ever feel safe remember that I am out there.
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Meggy: THREE MONTHS!
Boopkins: What's she talking about?
Bob: Don't worry about it-
Meggy: FOR THREE MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!
Bob, trying not to laugh: It's in the lobby, it isn't even your plant!
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Luigi: Hey Bro, what are you doing?
Mario: Trying to draw a perfect circle.
Luigi: ...That's a triangle.
Mario: I said I'm trying!