#sallyfaceserieskin

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I am so over the sally fave fandom!!! I can’t go a few posts some places without seeing shipping discourse about me and Larry every like 3 posts!

Next time I see shipping discourse about me and Larry I’m going to kiss him even harder!!!!

We weren’t even together really in my cannon (we tried it for a bit in like, high school, but we decided we were better as friends) BUT COME ON! Even the creator said “people are going to ship, I just hope that everyone is nice to eachother” (paraphrased) LIKE CAN IT BE MORE OBVIOUS??

Not to mention the fact that (at least in my cannon) WE WERE TOGETHER WAY BEFORE MY DAD AND HIS MOM GOT MARRIED! (We had graduated by the time they started dating) We weren’t even brothers at that point! (And to that, we were *step brothers*)

Hell even after our parents got married we still were affectionate with eachother! (We were both “kiss the homies goodnight” kinda guys! And not to mention how much Larry supported me especially when the nightmares got bad!)

While I’m on like, shipping with me and my fandom

Ash was a lesbian, we dated briefly before she figured it out but again we decided we were better as friends!

And while I wished Travis would chill out he was an asshole through and through all the way through high school (though he did have a crush on me pretty obviously, I didn’t really feel the same way)

But anyway! I wish the fandom would chill the fuck out, it’s not that serious, and all of your ships were either 1: wrong or 2: happened for a bit before we decided we didn’t work

~ a very pissed Sal fisher

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[fictionkinfessions]

at some point, on the old blog i think, i decided that i would stop apologizing for everything that happened in my canon because it was making me feel so guilty all the time, to the point where it was just adding to my irl depression. and it helped, i think. it helped a lot. i haven't been able to get there w some other kins but at least for that canon, i got a lot of comfort out of finally being able to let all that go. and i'm not as obsessive over kin stuff in general, nowadays, which definitely helps, haha!

that said, i do still miss some people a lot, so to my parents henry and diane, my boyfriend larry, my boyfriend's mom lisa, and my besties forever ash, todd, and chug, your favorite blue haired boy loves you guys sm!! forever thinking about you and wishing you well, i hope you all know that :-) - sally face 🤘🏼

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[fictionkinfessions]

anyways i love larry johnson so so much. we may be different people now but i just need you to know that, lar bear. thank you for getting me into metal and supporting my small stints of artistic endeavors and for introducing me to all our friends and for holding me when my nightmares got bad and for taking me to my first ever concert and for being the first person who made me feel like maybe i Could have a normal life, even if that didn't turn out how we planned. you were the best boyfriend a blue haired boy could've ever asked for. i hope this life treats you well, and all the next ones after it as well. i'm always thinking of you. - sally face 🤘🏼