#salmon.txt

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WHY DOES THIS APP INSIST ON SHOWING ME MAMALLIAN WOMEN PORN BOTS WHERE ARE THE HOT SINGLE SALMONS OF INDISCRIMINATE GENDER IN MY AREA

[echidnana]

*looks up salmon*

*80% of the things that pull up are food. other 20% are bears eating salmon.*

me: well. i don’t know what i expected

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SALMON? NAH IM SALMOFF TO THE STORE DO YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING?

[third-king-of-salmonids]

DIVERSITY WIN!! THE LARGE SALMON CREATURE ATTEMPTING TO EAT YOU AND YOUR WORKMATES IS

✨NEURODIVERGENT✨

[third-king-of-salmonids]

YOU KNOW, RUMOUR IS, THEY CALLED IT SALMON RUN BECAUSE THERE IS SALMON :)

[third-king-of-salmonids]

10 MINUTES TILL GO TIME CAN ALL SALMONS BE AT THIER STATIONS IF YOU NEED THE BATHROOM FOR CODS SAKE GO NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PISS

[third-king-of-salmonids]

MY MOTHER WAS A MAWS BUT MY FATHER WAS A STEELHEAD IN CASE YOURE WONDERING ABOUT THE BALLOON THING BTW

[echidnana]

hm. i’m here now.