#salmonish

[troutwithfur]

I like when a boss in a game is large enough for the player to crawl on it. When bugs and other vermin crawl onto us, we can easily squish them or get them off, so when some massive behemoth does everything in its power to try and fail to shake a measly human off, it means something. You're not another parasite on it's skin, you're so much more, you were just born too small.

[oberorka]

[troutwithfur]

“completely pathetic young adult male who’s kinda just looking for something” character trope was birthed with Telemachus from the Odyssey and died with the Courier from Fallout: New Vegas.

Nobody makes pathetic men anymore. They’re always strong or courageous or some shit. Gimme the skinny 4’11” bisexual who just does stuff bc they gotta.

[troutwithfur]

Fisj era is over. New sona now. Salm was brought out back and shot. Yes i know its less original but idrc its me more than an alien fisj ever will be. "Aren't only female cats calico?" Im going to kill you.

[oberorka]

me core

[oberorka]

my dear followers i am devastated to inform you that my husband has ligma

[troutwithfur]

me: "HOLY SHIT SOMETHING'S GOING ON BLUESTAR WAS PISSED WHEN FIREHEART MENTIONED THE TWO KITS TAKEN FROM THUNDERCLAN. THERE'S SOME CONSPIRACY GOING ON BETWEEN THE WARING CLANS NO WAY!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE EACH OTHER WHY IS THIS A SHARED SECRET BETWEEN THEM!?" My beautiful wife who i love with all my heart: "is this when warriors kity 2 shows warrior kity 1 a waffle or is that in one of the later arcs?"

[troutwithfur]

For the curious, Telchines have their gills on their backs.

the fins that line their spine unfold into large gill fans when they go underwater. Telchines can fold their gills back into fins to move faster or to keep them from being damaged. Their gills are orange like their flesh, as blood oxygenates in their gills.