#salpstarter

[hunter-claringtonss-blog]

It seems my father’s firm is having a fundraiser banquet and I was informed this evening that I am to bring a...guest. Code word for perfect pretty date when it comes to my father. This will be delightful.

[porcelainbirdz-blog]

Sometimes I ask myself why I work so much in my Dad’s garage and then I remember the ridiculous housing costs associated with living in New York. And seeing as there are absolutely no other options - I’m definitely not staying in Ohio - I’m glad he finally decided to start paying me. I’m sure my healthy two to three day a week paychecks from my four years of high school will pay for at least a month’s rent. I suppose it’s all worth the extra time at night to dig the grease out from under my nails.

[hunter-claringtonss-blog]

For some reason I have had the worst headache today. It feels like a hangover which is unfortunate considering I did not drink at all last night. I’m going to be pissed if I’m actually coming down with something.

[hunter-claringtonss-blog]

Wasn’t able to focus when I was studying, wasn’t able to focus while I was taking my take home test today, and I certainly have not been able to focus on anything having to do with the Warblers lately.

[thetinystararchive]

Apparently there have been some concerns.

Rather than spending the last hour in my normally scheduled class, I was instead called to the guidance counselor's office over uneasiness that I might be taking this flour baby project a step too far. Evidently baby monitors, carseats, baby bjorns, family photoshoots, and notes in the daily log about bath time and a birthday celebration have worried school officials.

But is it really my or Jesse's fault that Carmel and rest of the state of Ohio has never witnessed such superior parenting of a flour child?

We will not apologize for setting the bar too high because if you're going to do something, do it right, well, and above and beyond. A little flair, style, substance, and most importantly effort, never hurt anyone.

[all-hail-auntiesnix]

Fresh off another win I'm 99% responsible for given the fact that my sweet, sweet ass rocked it front and center on that stage, I've got nada to say but SUCK IT DWARF. I fully plan to kick your pancake ass in LA. 

[all-hail-auntiesnix]

Turns out Ebay's late night life's chock full of panty snatchers that'll pay big for day-old undies. I'm a day in the game, and making a freakin' killing per pack.

And when I say a killing, I'm talking easy hundreds here; hundreds that'll have Mama riding in a hot rod in the next week and a half if her over-the-hill following keeps up the damn good work and stays outta the slammer.