Feb 16, 2017
Tonight I learned Fight Club is actually difficult to watch when you can see out of the corner of your eye a hand inching towards yours only to pull back. About halfway through I finally just grabbed the hand and continued watching.
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Tonight I learned Fight Club is actually difficult to watch when you can see out of the corner of your eye a hand inching towards yours only to pull back. About halfway through I finally just grabbed the hand and continued watching.
At least I get to sing. This whole thing wasn’t predictable at all.
Attention all Grease Cast Members. Be on time tomorrow. I’m going to have a big announcement and I want to see all of your faces and their reactions so you understand just how committed and dedicated I am to making sure this performance isn’t crap like the last couple of shows put on with the community theater.
Someone needs to remind me to not have sugar before bed ever again. I had a dream that the Braves the Yankees at Spring Training. Oh wait, but they did. Take that New York! T-Minus 21 days until they take on the Mets for real. P.S. I don’t really know what T-Minus really means but it’s pretty fun to say.
I’m seriously tempted in this moment to get Kristen Stewart’s SNL monologue tattooed on my body somewhere.
“I’m like, so gay dude.”
So far it’s been an actually snoozeworthy Thirsty Thursday, but what else is new? I had a single highlight this morning, and that was coming real close to hitting JBI with my back bumper, but he dodged and went for the bushes before I could clip that cottage cheese in a hit and run. So. Better luck next time, I guess.
Hit me up if you wanna drink to the Cheerios’ future Disney win tonight. I picked the lock on my parents’ “secret” liquor cabinet years ago, and they haven’t replaced it since.
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I know you've all totes been waiting for me to drop the deets, but my annual Valentine's Day bash is still in the works and kinda top secret. Extra exclusive and invite-only, the only way in is through me. Only hot people allowed. No single, sad uglies, either. That's lame.