#salt rant

[inkbats-writing]

Sonic 3 spoilers and salt under the cut so yeah

The third movie literally just ended in the exact same way as the second movie did yet for whatever reason this is the one everyone is saying is the death of the ship.

Like both movies ended with robotnik saying goodbye (albeit not a direct emotional goodbye like the third one gave us) and then disappearing in a fiery explosion.

No true on screen death just fade to black no body. Jim Carrey retired swearing off movies. And credits scene implying a future connection to robotnik (direct or indirect) lore.

Like those are the same things we were dealing with after the second movie yet I swear there was not as much wailing and crying about the death of the ship and the cost of our attention as with the third movies end. And I don't get it. I don't get why the third one is making people act more ridiculous about the ship when we are in the same situation as the second movies ending.

I just... I just don't get it.

I guess I'm just annoyed that the movies out and people are seeing it and instead of doing like we did with the previous movies unsure ending (we ignored the potential of him being dead unless we wanted angst. Of course he survived he's eggman and he doesnt die why wouldnt he survive that was the vibe that was the discussion) we've just given up and accepted it as doomed yaoi.

[0nebulae0]

salt is useless

look at sugar. sugar is so versatile. heat sugar up? caramel. heat sugar up with butter? caramel for popcorn and stuff. heat it up with milk? toffee. with water? syrup. wanna add a finishing touch to something? powdered sugar. or glaze something? powdered sugar and a little milk, or water, or lemon juice. you can make it stringy like a web, or looking glass-like, you can make art, you can make cotton candy, the possibilities are endless.

salt? heat it up and it burns, add it to water and you’ll have saturated salt water that you cant even drink or itll kill you. you cant drink out of the ocean bc its 3% salt and you will die. 

salt is useless

[nickki-d-k]

Ok so.... I can't keep this in any longer as it keeps annoying me.

Recently myself and others said King Quincy was hot in this pic my friend drew cuz... spoiler alert..he was. Anyways, after the normal comments we noticed a few people shaming me(or us?) for thinking a married person is hot, and continued to kill the vibe with their shaming.

Um... excuse me, what? Are you implying that married people aren't allowed to be called hot? That's just crazy and rude.😂😂😂 Yeah also if we're reaaaaallly gonna be serious and go there, he's a king and can have more than one wife/consort.. technically.

So if my friendsand I are gonna be 'shamed', then fuck it. I now hc that Quincy has a big ole harem and all trolls are poly g'night.

TLDR;

If you attempt to shame me or others for dumb shit I will hc dumber shit outta spite, don't test me 😎

[alien--chan]

I like playing zenyatta because I can simultaneously heal my teammates while also protect myself some incase some enemies try to come murder me cause my teammates aint SHIT

[drippingsardonically]

Yes.. you'll haavvv fun.. a weekend sweating in the woods with ppl and engaging in conflict situations... My idea of fun... Wooooot.. don't forget you have exactly 1 friend. Just 1. Did I mention that loneliness has peak composition when alone in the woods... .... ... buttt don't.woryy it won't be "cold" or "miserable" bitch I'm already cold an miserable

[time-traveling-fetus]

Current mood: OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WHAT THE EVERLIVING CHRIST FUCKING JESUS ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN. Do you have any idea how much salt there is?! DON’T PRETEND YOU DO! Your mortal perspective cannot handle the sheer size of Salt Mountain. The local mayor renamed the town to “Salt Town.” The residents of Salt Lake City are upset about this and claim to have more salt. The mayor sent them a picture with the note “FUCK YOU LOOK AT THIS BIGASS MOUNTAIN OF SALT.” Salt Lake City takes back their remark and shamefully looks at their measly pile of salt in shame and asks to have some. Local entrepreneurs  are compacting the salt into bricks and making homes out of it. THEIR BUSINESSES ARE DOING VERY WELL. Salt is being used in art. Salt is in our literature. Salt is being used in clothes. The highest fashion designers are willing to pay thousands for salt fabric. Salt is being used in transportation. Salt Town residents use salt boards to slide down salt Mountain. Tourists from across the world are visiting Salt Mountain. Salt has been banned from food. It is an FDA approved federal law to prevent salt from touching food becuase the unbelievable amount of salt has caused instant heartattacks. Citizens get their sodium from breathing in through their mouths. Inventive engineers are using salt as a renewable source of power. Scientists are baffled. Nobody knows how it works. Reputable, well-known physicists Suddenly Don’t Understand Anything And Are Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That They Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment. Albert Einstein breaks out of a random coffin that was previously thought empty and starts to lecture everyone about salt. Salt has created world peace. FLORIDA MAN USES SALT TO CONTACT ALIENS, MAKES FRIENDS AND SOLVES ALL ISSUES ON THEIR PLANET VIA SALT. The United Church of Salt and Salty Products is an officially recognized church all over the world and throughout the galaxy.

NO BEING, GODLY OR OTHERWISE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SAL-Ok haha I’m fine now that was actually pretty funny well played bro you did a good job hey wanna hang out later? :)