#saltedapple

[perfectiltheend]

[shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts]

Season one of Riverdale is going to end with Jughead being followed home by a mysterious black cat...

[mikeshanlon]

The lice and betty was awful in this episode but the Jarchie was ✔✔✔

tru thank you jarchie for feeding me tonight

[thenomadd]

saltedapple replied to your post “Amy S*humer…pls go back to being Barbie.. I don’t want you on...”

Didn't they decide to not have her in the brbie movie

If they did at least they made a good decision.

[spellswisp]

30 yr old live journal user: *punches apple in the face* say it apple: never 30 yr old live journal user: SAY THAT BETTY ISN'T A BAD CHARACTER apple: *spits in their face* fuck you

[juggaylo-moved]

tbh i keep forgetting to watch the new eps of Riverdale i just watch tumblr user saltedapple's (formerly known as applesaws) vaguely scalding commentary bc that is the True Entertainment

[thepolycats]

bug/head is what the 4th grade class calls the kid who spread lice around the school as they knock him off the swing set on the playground

bloody hell,, this is so true. he has like no sense of personal space and wipes his nose on his sleeve all the time and is constantly just itching nd everything but then gets mad when nobody wants to play with him lmao

[mikeshanlon]

saltedapple replied to your post: ARCHIE PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND JUGHEAD THANK YOU...

the one who wrote this episode fed us so well?

it was britta, a fellow gay