brie

20’s. she/her. captain of trash ships.

[clovesknives2]

i've been rewatching one tree hill and I want to be messy so that plot where peyton finds out brooke (best friend) and nathan (boyfriend) slept together at the same party peyton and nate broke up at (and filmed a tape of it too)? yeah that, but make it clove and cato sleeping together like right after he breaks up with glimmer (clove's best friend)

tagging my target audience @court-of-secrets @shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts @relentlessescapism

[shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts]

Speaking my language frrrr

[brookeandnathan]

"No! No, I - " Clove sees the stone, about the size of a small loaf of bread in Thresh's hand, and loses it. "Cato!" She screeches. "Cato!"

"Clove!" I hear Cato's answer, but he's too far away, I can tell that much, to do her any good. What was he doing? Trying to get to Foxface or Peeta? Or had he been lying in wait for Thresh and just badly misjudged his location?

[hauntedfictionland]

the spark, the ignition, the fire — victors of district twelve

THE HUNGER GAMES: the ballad of songbirds and snakes, sunrise on the reaping and catching fire.

[brookeandnathan]

insp.

[lilshitwayne]

OMF! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SEXY ASS VIDEO FOR?!?!? I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!!! I AM TRASH! CURSE YOU!

The fact that I stared at this message for good five minutes trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about says a lot. ANYWAY

The sexy video was for a maleo fanfic coming out this valentine’s: Mr. Big Love. It’s a collab between me, @maleotic and @shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts

Hope you gonna like it as much as you like the trailer, nonnie! 

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[meradorm-archive-deactivated202]

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

[court-of-secrets]

hmmm clato

[princessdelacruz]

[consume-what-you-envy]

top 5 things to say during sex:

man up

the fuck you're yelling for it's literally just a hunting knife

you're actually getting off on this?

stop fucking crying bitch

dude you're bleeding so much should i call an ambulance

[clovesknives2]

leven rambin acting like she doesn't know how to do something so her (shirtless!!!) husband will do it for her is literally so glimmer coded like this is an irl district one girlie for real

[shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts]

Oh absolutely

[atefingersdagger]

Final Clato memes of the year

[court-of-secrets]

@shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts joint fic 🫶🫶

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76813101/chapters/201062586#main

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts]

Guyssss it’s such a fun time omg check it out!!!

[sobadbad]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[triassictriserratops]

Shane Hollander - picks up his man from the airport, offers to stop and get his man food, assures him that he also stocked up food at the cabin, carries his bags in from the car.

Now THAT, gaydies and lentlemen, is what we call a POWER bottom

[holllanov]

hollanov + head kisses (season 1)