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If I wrote an AU of the villain AU that's 100% pure whump for whumptober would anyone be interested? Lmao

Just a separate what if storyline where Alex finds out about Henry in a much different way.

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Guess which idiot messed up the month of her deadlines and is now scrambling to get things done on time? This idiot. Which means no fic updates until February at the earliest, and that's for all fics. Including the one freaking chapter left for volatile times. F.

In the meantime, enjoy the alternate ending, I guess.

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Five Lines from 2020

Thank you so much to @caitybuglove23 for the tag (though bold of you to assume I like my own writing)! According to AO3 statistics I wrote 227169 words this year (and that's not including original writing or the 9k alt ending for apocalypse that I haven't uploaded yet XD) so figuring this out was hard.

Thanks to all the lovely readers who mentioned these excerpts in their comments because I would have had no chance of figuring these out myself!! XD

Have some overdrawn metaphors:

Think of me love between the words they tried to steal from us but never truly managed to take. Between statues and landmarks, in quiet halls of empty museums, where pieces of history stopped to watch as we took our place amongst them before we even knew what we were doing.

From those markings on your skin.

Henry smiles at him and Alex wants to lift his shoulders up himself, even if he has to hold the entire weight of the sky like a goddamn modern Atlas just to make sure it wouldn’t crush his person, the whole world be damned.

From at least it was here.

He secures him in the crook of his arm and rocks him ever so gently, soothing him first in English, then switching to a few phrases in Spanish. Henry has no idea what they mean. “ Shh, bebe, shh. Nunca eres demasiado joven para rebelarte. Calmate para mí para que podamos molestar a tu papá. ”

From in white (no regrets XD).

"You thought you were still holding. And when you realized my body is not made like yours, in your attempt to fix it, you thought ‘I’ll just make him like me, then I’ll know what to do.’”

Also from in white. (I actually both like and hate this line because it feels very ooc but damn if it wasn't a good line XD)

It brings with it both a sense of loss and wonder, of how two people can get so close and entangled in each other’s lives then leave like they were never there at all. No marks but memories that will fade and fold in on themselves until they say what his mind wants them to say, until his memory of her might not be her at all.

From volatile times.

Tagging @hms-chill @floatingaway4 and whoever else wants to play!!

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Fic Update Announcement

I don't know if anyone checks my blog for updates or anything but I would like to announce that after a lot of consideration I'm putting those markings on your skin aka the stairs fic on hold for now.

As things are now, I have a lot of writing deadlines and I'll try my best to finish the apocalypse au very soon since it's almost done but I can't really afford another distraction. Stairs is regrettably the least satisfying one creatively, has felt quite stagnant lately and it is a fic that can technically go on forever with enough prompts so while this kind of uncertain timeline leaves space for more chapters it's hard to plan for. So I'll have to drop it, at least for a while. Thank you for understanding.

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Canon Verse: Fuzzy Socks

@rwrb-fests For RWRB Winterfest

Holidays in Sandringham are not actually that bad when the Fox sibings decide to get along.

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Preview:

Winter holidays in Sandringham are not his favourite time of the year. The 'house', as they dare call it, is vast and empty much in the same way Kensington is, if not more, considering how little time during the year it homes any of them. Anmer Hall is close by, and Henry sometimes wonders if it wouldn't feel nicer to let his brother host Christmas instead, even if that means, well, letting his brother host Christmas.

At least the absurd number of rooms lets them hide from Gran. Like right now.

While the rest of his family is gathered in the sitting room, Henry and Bea have slipped into an empty dining hall, drinking hot chocolate and butter biscuits. They're both dressed in oversized pyjamas, thick robes worn on top to protect them from the cold, and Bea has her feet up on Henry's lap, the perfect spot to nudge him in the stomach when he teases her.

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Canon Verse: Cold Hands

For RWRB Wintefest Day 4: Cold Hands @rwrb-fests

Content Warning: Heavily themed around religion. 

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There are few royal duties Henry dreads as much as going to church with this family. He has avoided it as much as he could, but as the most recent battle of negotiations ended up with him in England for Christmas morning, he had nothing to say to excuse himself. He missed his last chance when he followed his family to Sandringham, but the only thing more dreadful than spending the next few days with his family is spending it without them.

Even so, Christmas morning in Sardringham means a church service in the morning. At least it's a full house. With his mum and Bea by his side, his  nephew sneaking glances and smiles with him from his father's arms ahead while his niece is safely tucked and sleeping in her own mother's arms, he can almost ignore his Grandmother, or anyone else in the Church who might have an opinion about him.

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Villains AU: Hot Chocolate

For the RWRB Winterfest 2020. Day 2: Hot Chocolate.

Based on Playing His Game, a Hero/Villain AU. 

Nothing quite says truce like sharing hot chocolate and trying to distract the crowd from the fact that one of the cups is floating. 

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He never realized how uncomfortable he is wearing his suit in public for no reason. Clearly, there’s a reason why he’s not the kind of over-glorified hero who participates in public appearances, aside from the fact that this city is not the kind to sanctify its heroes, or that Alex isn’t the most moral role model to begin with.  Even with the mask on his face, he feels like they can all see through him, and even though this spandex-looking fabric is the socially acceptable hero costume, he still feels super dumb wearing it.

And yet, after the hundredth post he saw of people hoping they would get to see some of the superheroes in the Christmas Market like they were a couple of fucking Santa Claus’ elves, and the thirty additional times Portal told him she wanted to go, Alex had caved to the request. Kid, however, wasn’t coming. As it turns out he always goes back to England for Christmas, so at least Alex has that going for him.

He lost Portal in the crowd within an hour. She keeps blinking in and out of places to make the kids whoop and laugh, so Alex has spent the past forty-something minutes strolling around by himself, nursing a cup of hot chocolate that’s barely even warm at this point. The Christmas Market is perfectly charming, all little wooden houses decorated with fake snow and tinsel and an absurd amount of fairy lights. The air smells of melted sugar and wine, and it makes him want to overspend on sickly sweet things he’s going to regret later. But as beautiful as it is, he would much rather spend an afternoon here with June and Nora, instead of wandering alone, and he can’t do that while he’s in costume even if he knows they’re somewhere there in the crowd.

He has just downed the last of his chocolate when a voice comes up behind him.

“Hello there.”

Alex yelps, earning confused glances and more than a few chuckles from people passing by. He turns around to find nothing but air and snow and a grinning old vendor in his booth too far away from him to have been the one talking. Frowning, Alex carefully stretches his hand out in front of him until his fingers brush against fabric.

“Take me out to dinner first,” the voice whispers, tangled in a soft laugh.

“I know that’s your stomach, you ass,” Alex scoffs, his own words just as quiet, speaking from the corner of his mouth so people don’t realize he’s talking. He turns back around so he can pretend to watch the people walking around the market but he keeps their shoulders close together to make sure the other is still there. “What are you doing here? I doubt they invited you.”

“I can’t enjoy some holiday cheer?”

“I guess,” he shrugs. “You’re not going to steal the gifts, are you?”

“Is that how you think of me? As a Grinch?”

Alex sighs. “Not really. If anything you’d be the kind of person who’d rob a toy multi-corporate that like, secretly donates to fascist organizations, and then just dump the toys here.” Figures it would be Alex to have an arch-nemesis too nice to actually stop so they can both play hopscotch with line of right and wrong like schoolchildren. “Was that your plan?”

Mirage chuckles, the sound sending a chill down Alex’s spine. “Not this year.”

“That’s almost a threat. Please tell me I won’t need to fight you during the holidays, Invisiboy. Come on, give me a break.” He’s joking for the most part but it would also be really fucking nice if his secret job could leave him alone for the season so he can feel like a normal person for once. Plus hiding his extracurriculars from his family is always draining in all the worst ways. As much as June helps, she cannot take away the worry in his mom’s eyes since that has burrowed there from the day they almost lost him, or rather the one they got him back, or the way she acts when Alex is being weird like she wonders if somehow he returned wrong.

He’s thought of showing her more than once. But he thinks she already knows. She’s seen the news segments, the time-line matches and Ellen Claremont is no fool. So as long as Alex withholds that confirmation from her, she can sleep a bit better, not knowing for certain what her son is doing after dark. Alex loses enough sleep for the both of them.

Mirage shifts against him, breaking him out of his thoughts. Alex could swear he’s moving closer. “Are you…?” He snorts. “Are you snuggling closer to me?”

“You’re like a human radiator—are those your powers?”

“Might be. Never thought about it. Honestly, I just thought I was warm because of the chocolate.”

“Oh, that would do the trick.”

Alex must have spent too much time with him if he can grasp the slight longing in his tone.

“If you’re that cold why don’t you just get some for yourself instead of cuddling with the guy who might try to kill you?” he asks, raising his brows towards what he hopes is Mirage’s general direction.

“You wouldn’t,” Mirage says but he does move away from him, and okay, thanks, he feels like an ass now. “I think people just might notice if there’s a cup of hot chocolate floating around. And like you said, I wasn’t invited. Heroes only.”

Alex could argue about this both in his favor and against it but the last thing he needs is to tell Mirage he’s nice to his face, more than he already does by not dragging his invisible ass to jail every time they meet. Instead he decides to do something that will work for both of them. “Tell you what. You tell me what you’re planning for the holiday season, and I’ll help you drink your chocolate.”

“Truly?”

“Scout’s honor.”

Mirage is quiet for a moment. His shoulders brushes against Alex’s again. “All right. You weren’t far off. Just… not here. The children’s hospital.”

Alex’s heart clenches. “Where are you taking them from?”

“Spitfire, why don’t you go on vacation next week?”

He tries to look at him again, squinting his eyes at the emptiness where his voice is coming from like he could catch a glimpse, a shadow of his figure. He has to be wearing his costume to be invisible in it but is his face bare? Would he finally see a hint of his features if Mirage let him? There’s nothing but fairy lights next to him but if he focuses enough he can just pick up the barest puff of a warm breath in the cold air.

Alex smiles despite himself. “I think I might.”

Mirage bumps their shoulders together in response.

“Okay, time for my end of the deal I guess. Wait here.”

He buys another cup of hot chocolate, insisting that he pays for it after the vendor gave him the first one free of charge ‘for his service’. If he’s going to be feeding super-villains he should do that out of his own pocket.

The hole in his plan reveals itself when he returns and he… can’t see where Mirage is. Of course he can’t. Fuck. There’s a couple taking photos in the spot where they were and even if he had perfect eyesight he would not be able to spot a little cloud of a breath with all these people around.

“This is what I get for being nice to you,” he mutters under his breath, as he goes to take a sip from the chocolate he’s apparently going to drink himself. Oh, yay, more sugar.

He jumps when someone steps lightly on his foot but as he looks around, no one is close enough to have hurt him.

There’s an extra pair of footsteps on the snow in front of him.

Alex fights back a laugh. “Hey, is snow your mortal enemy? When it snows do you have a little white pile floating around on the top of your head?”

“Did it truly take you three seconds to give up on me and try to steal my chocolate?”

“You should be the last person to lecture me about stealing. And I paid for it!” Alex can’t stop the grin from spreading on his face as Mirage laughs nearby. “Okay, are you ready? Wait for my cue.”

“What are you—”

 Ignoring him, he walks over to where most of the children have gathered. “Hey, kids! Do you want to see a magic trick?”

He thinks he hears Mirage groan somewhere behind him.

All the kids and a number of adults turn to him at his exclamation. He sees the recognition on their faces and he tries to focus only on those who seem happy to see him and not on the ones who would have him arrested if they could—he can see the distaste on their faces, so stark against the holiday cheer the surrounds this place. Once they realize he’s messing around, most of them turn back to their business but a couple of kids break off the mold and approach him, waiting with their big, curious eyes to see what he’ll do.

“Don’t get too excited now but I know one trick and I know it really well. You ready? I, Spitfire, hero extraordinaire, will make this cup”—he shows off the hot chocolate with the flair of a magician presenting his empty hat— “float in the air.”

Some children giggle in front of him. If Mirage bails on him now, Alex is going to kill him. “In three… two…” He feels Mirage’s fingers against his own around the cup. “… One!”

Alex lets it slip from his hands and though Mirage fumbles with it for a second, it looks like it’s floating. It stays in the air on its own then gets lifted towards what he can assume is Mirage’s mouth as Alex points at it with exaggerated movements.

He’s surprised Mirage doesn’t dump the whole thing on his head for the unnecessary drama.

With the kids still gathered, he decides to play some fire tricks as well, crudely-shaped birds born of flames like phoenixes flying around them, swirls and storms and whirlwinds in his hands, if only to redirect the attention from Mirage who must be trying to finish his drink in peace. Relative peace.

The combination of both ‘tricks’ leads to some confusion in the audience as the two spectacles  neither match in powers nor are they at all coordinated. The headlines in the morning might be more accusatory than usual if somebody notices the second pair of footsteps next to his. But he can hear Mirage laughing and he can see the children staring with open mouths and wide eyes in front of him, and maybe it’s fine if the media questions him once more.

He’ll even let Mirage do his thing next week too, if he wants to. Alex can always kick his ass after the holidays. Even supervillains deserve a gift after all, if they’re as nice as he is.

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Prompt! #12 “Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

I totally forgot to post this yesterday.... ^^: Whoops! Also, I feel like I should implement a new option that if you don’t want your sent prompt to be part of the ongoing series to be able to say so because I honestly feel so bad right now replying to your message with basically ‘here’s your prompt! You need 7 more chapters to understand what’s happening!’ 

You know, whoops. I feel like most people who send me prompts are probably aware that that’s happening but I will make sure to mention it next time regardless. Anyhoo, long rambling aside, thank you for sending! I hope you enjoy it!   Chapter 8/12