#saltwaters

[lvebug]

i am really enjoying this #FeltWatchesInvincible trend of inflicting your reactions on us and then requesting more information from the writers of said characters. makes my day

thankyou i am also really enjoying this trend and the power has gone to my head so if anybody has suggestions for shows that i should watch then you too can be called upon in class to answer questions about your characters at my whims 🫵

[lifeforms]

MUTUALS MAY INTERACT.

[tendure]

✎ hi (louder than everyone else)

handwritten url meme.

hi <3 chose this colour for malice because i thought she would appreciate the dark sheening properties of the ink w the green <3 also it’s a video bc only the video can capture the greenness for some reason rip

[girlsiren]

@saltwaters: you've gone soft in your old age.

jasper had a tendency to forget things like his age and birthday. he didn’t feel a day older than twenty, physical aging aside; the last birthday his parents so much as left him a letter for was his eighteenth. what did a birthday matter when every memory was antithetical to the purpose? alas, he wasn’t bothered with boring people to tears about his birthday blues anymore. maybe he really had changed.

“soft?” he scoffed, leaning down to speak in ear. “i could bend a fucking steel rod over my erection. i’m not soft, alice. i’m cool, just not so red-hot anymore.” dilf suave, hugh grant in eyeliner over here. “i’m not soft, i was just an idiot back then. who throws a tantrum over a dive bar’s sound system?” jasper brown, ages sixteen to twenty-eight. he flashed a charming grin at her, a shrug making the leather over his shoulders squeak. “this is fine. i can’t hear a word you’re saying but it’s fine.”

[peacearrives]

@saltwaters ♡ for a one-liner starter!

“are you alright, miss?”

[lvebug]

this is u (made of felt)

i recognize it as the highest honor that it is that you included a snoopy guy. [jamie tartt voice] i'm flattered

[lvebug]

headcanon question : what is their favorite exhibit at an aquarium? / @imperiouslex & @saltwaters . . . ♡.ᐟ

andie's taste in aquarium exhibits isn't anything too unusual. she is especially drawn to the otters, which is understandable because they are probably one of the most classically adorable animals in an aquarium and andie is drawn to most adorable things. learning that they hold hands is also a very important factor in this because an animal that holds hands with its friends so they don't get lost? that's just about the most andie thing ever. of course she loves the otters. she probably cries the first time she witnesses two otters actually holding hands. she probably cries every time she witnesses it.

she also is, maybe a little more surprisingly, a really big fan of the shark exhibit. sharks are largely misunderstood creatures, depicted as scary and aggressive, but really are often gentle and vital keystone species in the ocean ecosystem that have just been given a bad wrap by pop culture. did you know that you're more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark attack? cause andie does now and she's absolutely going to wield this knowledge against you! she may not have any specific deep interest in sea animals, but she does care deeply for the misunderstood and for anyone who is not given a fair chance, so andie is delighted to learn about the true nature diversity of sharks.