#sam answer

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Since you asked so nicely yes I will marry you

[catrasredemption-moved]

It's 2022. She-ra ended like four years ago, and people are still raging because a FICTIONAL character from a REBOOT ON AN OLD SHOW was a MEAN VILLAIN character? At what point do you realize you're an adult getting ridiculously upset over a kid's show and you should just go get a life, I don't understand...

Two years, actually, but I can understand why those two years might feel like four ;_; Anyway I'm not sure if this is like "Catra is evil why do people defend her" or "people who hate Catra need to grow up" but I think the time discrepancy is funny because time has lost all meaning in the hellscape of the real world.

[thebunkerboys]

Hey guys! So, get this...

S: It’s vacation time here in the bunker -

D: About damn time!

S: Yes, thank you Dean...anyway, as I said, we’re taking some time off between cases and saving the world, so I thought, maybe it would be nice to use some of this free time to answer some *cringes* fan mail?

D: AH! He just got tired of his books, never thought I’d see the day..

S: *bitch face* Yeah, okay, so guys...I don’t know...*vaguely gestures* go nuts. I guess?

J: Can we all answer? Sam, do you think there will be questions for me too?

S: Uh, yes Jack of course, I don’t see why not (please no NSFW questions for Jack. We don’t wanna teach him that...yet)

J: Great, show me how it works.

S: Sure, here are th-

..in the background..

C: Dean! That’s my seat!

D: There are a lot of other seats, Cas. And it’s not like this has your name on it.

C: There’s a bee engraved on the armrest.

D: What the hell, Cas!

[thebunkerboys]

D: ...what do ya think?

S: Yeah, we’ll take asks and do our best to answer.

[thebunkerboys]

I’m fully awake now so I think I can ask a question and not fuck it up. So Ah weapon of Choice boys?

C: My hands.

D: *rolls eyes at Cas* Mine’s the grenade launcher. Only if Sam would let me use it more…

S: Dean, NO!

[thebunkerboys]

Hey guys! How are y'all doing? Of course that's not my important question that would be: sammy: your favourite historical person? ; Dean: what else - except for bacon and eggs - Would you suggest for an awsome breakfast? ; Jack: which sweets or food did you enjoy the best until here? ; Cas: oh my sweet summer child...would you like me to sent you some honey from my bees?

Hi, we’re good, how are you?

S: My fave historical person is Ghandi. Still is, even after we’ve been through.

D: I rarely eat something else. But pie’s always the answer. Pie is important.

J: Nougat is still my favorite. In any form. Nutty Creams are the best but I also enjoy Paydays and Snickers.

C: Thank you, but I do have enough honey from my own bees. What do you mean by “sweet summer child”? I don’t understand that reference. I’m not a child nor was I born in summer.

[thebunkerboys]

Hi guys!! I'd just like to know, what's your guys favorite time of day?

S: That’s easy, morning! It’s always the best for runs and I love the smell of coffee brewi-

D: Sammy....laaaame. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Sexy time, hands down!

J: I like 3 AM. It’s the best time to sneak cereal in the bunker, plus Dean sometimes says funny things in his sleep.

C: Times of day lose meaning when you’ve lived through eons.