#dean answer

[crashdevlin]

Let’s say you opened up a bakery Dean, what would be the name and your most famous item available, but here’s the kicker, can not be pie.

Challenge accepted

It'd be Big D's Donuts and Pie and the most famous item would be The MeatMan: a glazed Long John (get it?) with crispy bacon on top and a sweet sausage mix piped into the middle.

[thebunkerboys]

Hey guys! So, get this...

S: It’s vacation time here in the bunker -

D: About damn time!

S: Yes, thank you Dean...anyway, as I said, we’re taking some time off between cases and saving the world, so I thought, maybe it would be nice to use some of this free time to answer some *cringes* fan mail?

D: AH! He just got tired of his books, never thought I’d see the day..

S: *bitch face* Yeah, okay, so guys...I don’t know...*vaguely gestures* go nuts. I guess?

J: Can we all answer? Sam, do you think there will be questions for me too?

S: Uh, yes Jack of course, I don’t see why not (please no NSFW questions for Jack. We don’t wanna teach him that...yet)

J: Great, show me how it works.

S: Sure, here are th-

..in the background..

C: Dean! That’s my seat!

D: There are a lot of other seats, Cas. And it’s not like this has your name on it.

C: There’s a bee engraved on the armrest.

D: What the hell, Cas!

[crashdevlin]

Okay! another vs. Here we go! Grilled Cheese vs The Elvis!

I haven't even gotten through the ones you sent yesterday! I'm still fighting with myself over Metallica vs Skynyrd

I don’t do peanut butter and banana, it doesn't matter how much bacon you add, so this one's easy- Grilled Cheese!

[crashdevlin]

What is your favorite donut?

Favorite... donut?

[crashdevlin]

Dean! Welcome back! Been too long! What have you been up to?

Same old same... pissin off cosmic entities, ganking monsters, bringing people back from the dead. 

[crashdevlin]

Favorite milkshake flavor?

Chocolate. Also, if you can make it a chocolate malted milkshake, that’s the best thing in the world.

[crashdevlin]

Hey Dean. How are things at the Bunker? Everyone still staying safe and healthy?

Things are looking up, actually. Jack got his soul back not too long ago. Billie’s got a plan, not that she’s being very open about that plan, but there is a plan so that’s a plus. Sam’s good, I’m good, Cas and Jack are good. Safe is relative when God could pop up any minute and decide to end you but what can you do?

[crashdevlin]

Casa Erotica vs Space Sluts 9: deep in the black hole ?

We talkin’ Casa Erotica 1? The original? Because that is a cinematic masterpiece that is not to be even talked about in the same breath as SS9. Space Sluts 9 might’ve had the great Interstellar Interracial Orgy of 4288 but there is nothing that can hold a candle to Rod Manns and Coco Eve in that hotel sweat lodge.