#sam shit posts

[squirtlesam]

Yes I’m absolutely devastated that John and Anna are getting divorced.

That being said, as much as I love them, it’s none of my business.

We don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes. We don’t know what happened during his recovery. There isn’t a villain here. She’s still a five foot dynamite Jewish bitch who deserves love and respect and he’s still a tall and awkward puppy who deserves love and respect

[squirtlesam]

*rolls in*

WHAT UP BABES I HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN, DELETED ALL OF MY SOCIAL MEDIAS, CUT MY HAIR AND GOT INTO A PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT WITH A CHILD, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??

[squirtlesam]

What do you do when you get a bout of body dismorphia??

Dress up as drag Marvin. Here’s my photoshoot

Ft- me getting poetic and taking off most of the “mask” at the end ;)

@therealjacksepticeye

[squirtlesam]

Can we all just appreciate how Pumpkin and Kate are both just treating @anon-anti as a mild inconvenience. 

[squirtlesam]

I’ve had a shitty day and I want nothing more then to break down and curl up and just make everything stop

[squirtlesam]

HEY YOU!!

YES YOU!!!

ARE YOU A WANNA BE PUNK? AN E-PERSON? A DOM OR SUB? SOMEONE WHO JUST REALLY ENJOYS CHAIN NECKLACES!? (YOU BETTER, THEYRE COOL)

THIS POST IS FOR YOU!!!

THIS IS A NECKLACE I GOT FOR FIVE DOLLARS.

THE HACK??

GO TO A STORE THAT SELLS DOG SUPPLIES . GET A DOG CHAIN. THEYRE ABOUT FOUR DOLLARS.

I PERSONALLY GOT MINE FROM TARGET, BUT I CANT FIND IT ONLINE SO HERES ONE FROM ACE HARDWARE FOR EXAMPLE

NOW PICK YOURSELF UP SOME KEY SPLIT THINGYS. THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

NOW PULL THE KEY SPLITTER UNTIL YOU CAN FIT IT ONTO ONE SIDE OF THE RING. PUT THE CHAIN ON AND REPEAT.

BAM!!

Enjoy friends :)

[squirtlesam]

Guys

All we have to do is Vibe Check @anon-anti. Problem solved!

[squirtlesam]

I feel so fucking lonely.

I miss her.

The way she was always on and always made me feel better.

I miss knowing she would be there.

I miss not having to explain myself because she just... knew. Somehow she always knew.

I miss not having to reveal parts of myself slowly, because we had already shown eachother everything.

Or so I thought.

I’m just tired and sad and alone.

And it’s days like this where I miss her the most.

I hope you’ll be back one day.

-To Snickers. I still don’t know what to call you.