#samantha reply

[ask-chase-the-dad]

What kinda show will you do? A funny one? -Vine Anon

I DUNNO BUT SAM DREW A CO...CONSERT SKETCH? COMPUTER SKETCH?... HE DID A PICTURE OF DAD SOCK AND ANTI SOCK.

[ask-chase-the-dad]

*galloping feet noises* *Kid slightly startled stares up at you* Daddy?.... -Vine Anon

samantha: Daddy!?Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD.

samantha: i mean.. yeah

[ask-chase-the-dad]

I want to see my little boi... -Vine Anon

Samantha: HERE HE COMES.

Chase walks into the room very confused. 

[ask-chase-the-dad]

I bet he's going to buy 50 pairs -Vine Anon

IM GONNA WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME.

I LOVE MY DAD AND MY DAD SOCKS.

[ask-chase-the-dad]

You and him going to play with them? Have a little puppet show? -Vine Anon

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

DAAAAAAAAAAAD WE GOTTA GO TO THE CRAFT STORE AND BUY SUPPLYS

Chase: Write a list and we can go. 

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Oooh those are very interesting! Your so smart. Maybe you should be a doctor like Dr. Schneep -Vine Anon

“uuuummm...im kinda scared to ask uncle schnrple... steeple... people?”

“...OOH SHINEY THING”

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Ahhh! Samantha your dad is now a pair of socks! -Vine Anon

I SAW! HE IS VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

HES ALSO YELLOW HIS FAVE COLOOOOUUURR!!!

[ask-chase-the-dad]

A big ol wolf comes in and flops over to show her belly. Seems she wants pettin’s! Her tongue hangs lazily from the side of her mouth! 🐺

DAD SAYS I CANT BE PETTING NO STRANGER PUPPIES

ONLY ACTUAL DOGS AND DAD UNCLE ANGUS.