also harvey/mike and arthur/eames i like your headcanons give them to me <><>
ALSO YOU ARE FLAWLESS ILY LOTS <><><>
who cooks normally?: harvey is secretly an amazing cook which mike only found out like several weeks into their relationship and said like dude I’ve been making us mac and cheese for the past two weeks when you can do THIS
how often do they fight?: very often though it’s usually either jokingly or about their cases (where they’re still pretty joking but slightly more serious because job)
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: harvey bros out with donna and mike sometimes with rachel but he usually just watches movies and plays video games and pretends to be doing his work
nicknames for each other?: harvey sometimes calls mike “good boy” sarcastically but not in like a kinky way or anything and mike will just make up the horrible nicknames that make no sense just to bug him and/or use cheesy pet names such as sweetcheeks and sugarplum
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: harvey because he’s usually the one who insists they even go to fancy places while mike just groans like I could be having a good triple patty burger rn now but nooo SOMEONE thought we should act like civilized human beings
who steals the covers at night?: both of them are pretty ok but every time the cover ends up even slightly more on one side than the other they’ll have a huge debate in the morning like ugh I was freezing last night since you decided to be a cover hog again
what would they get each other for gifts?: both of them just get each other casual gifts though harvey will sometimes get mike some expensive suits while mike goes haha very funny
who kissed who first?: harvey kissed mike because mike was being himself and harvey was just like no mike we have a case to solve but mike was being snarky and refused to shut up about whatever so harvey kisses him to shut him up and when they tear apart mike smirks triumphantly and says like haha sucker I knew that would work
who made the first move?: one day they were working on a case (I’m sorry I just always associate all their big landmarks in their relationship going with their work) and mike casually says hey want to be a thing and harvey shrugs and that’s kind of it
who remembers things?: both of them because mike is a fucking genius and just remembers everything and harvey is organized to a fault
who started the relationship?: I still don’t get how this question is different to the “who made the first move” one so?? yeah ditto that I guess
who cusses more?: mike because he’s convinced he’s a rebellious teenager
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: both are kind of horrible at the whole emotion thing so they’ll try to keep their distance until the other is ok and then bust in like YOU ASSHOLE WHAT WAS THAT FOR
who cooks normally?: eames is a decent cook but arthur is amazing at cooking some things and horrible at others (one time he tried baking and ended up almost burning down the entire kitchen it is a story eames takes great pleasure in recalling to anyone who will listen)
how often do they fight?: they always fight over these trivial things because that’s just kind of the dynamic of their relationship and they never really mean anything—the few times they get into serious fights, they just ignore each other and take some time away until the other comes back like ok I’m sorry I’m a douche etc etc can we skip to the sex
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: dream stuff mostly but eames does tend to run off just to explore the world randomly and then come back with all sorts of ancient artifacts that he stole 9 times out of 10
nicknames for each other?: darling ofc—eames just uses basically any pet name to get under arthur’s skin but that’s always a favorite
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: eames because he’s convinced he’s a gentleman but arthur is an independent person who don’t need no man so he pays pretty often as well
who steals the covers at night?: arthur is a HORRIBLE cover hog to the point where eames bought a separate blanket for himself
what would they get each other for gifts?: eames would give him the aforementioned ancient artifacts while arthur just gets him something classy and simple like a watch
who kissed who first?: eames kissed arthur because arthur was too proud to do it himself (even though honestly have you seen tom hardy’s mouth it’s simply indecent)
who made the first move?: again eames for the same reason as above
who remembers things?: both of them but eames will pretend he forgets them to piss arthur off (at some point arthur catches on and just rolls his eyes and goes along)
who started the relationship?: eames again
who cusses more?: eames usually just uses british curses because he feels the need to constantly remind everyone that yes he’s british and yes his accent should cause you to drop to your knees and worship him and arthur is too posh to curse very often but when he gets incredibly riled up he’s incapable of saying a sentence without dropping the f bomb
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: try to help each other out as much as possible and they kind of freak out a bit usually but they know that their line of work is dangerous so at some point they kind of resign to it
