just saw this video about jjk guidebook and apparently it says megumi likes gossip about other people’s love life cause he feels like confirming his suspicions
this is such good information cause:
imagine a rumor spreading that you date one of the high ranked sorcerers and the main trio follows you everywhere until you meet nanami in a cafe, they keep watching and yuuji is rooting for nanami but you end up just asking his help with your finances
then you get a call from gojo and they are like 👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻 even megumi, though he says there’s no change and he’s right cause gojo just asks you to cover up for his class tomorrow and hang up before you can threat him
lastly they see ijichi pulling over and yuuji almost chokes when you approach the driver and nobara murmurs that you look like you were gonna kiss but it’s just you invading ijichis personal space to ask for a ride back to the school
once you enter the car they give up and go back by bus, megumi says he’s still has a feeling it’s someone from the school, they keep talking about it in the hallways, mentioning names and reasons why that person and you would be a likely couple, even yaga’s name is brought up
“damn, yaga? baby your morale is bad” shoko laughs against your neck hearing the trio’s conversation from the closed door of her office where she currently had you against.
“i’m still not convinced it was not you that spread this rumor, shoko” you slide your hands inside her blouse.
“it was not, but it’s quite funny seeing you trying to outwit the kids just to have some alone time with your girlfriend” she kisses your cheeks and you get shy.
