I’m a college student at Gotham Uni, and a few months ago I was studying for some quiz or other at like 2am. Anyway, I took a break to make myself some coffee when I heard a thump on the fire escape outside my apartment. I looked over and who did I see? Red Robin passed out outside my window. Thinking he was hurt I brought him inside. As I was trying to figure out what to do, he woke up and got off the couch I had placed him on. He just looked at me and went, with the least amount of emotion you can possibly imagine, “I forgot my coffee,” as if that explained everything. So I did what anyone would do, just made another cup of coffee and gave it to him. Now he just comes by every so often to get a cup.
Update: Nightwing just came and told me to not give Red Robin coffee anymore. Apparently he’s on probation.













