One of my brothers weird friends came in through the window and ate the last of our cereal. Again.
How come when HIS friends sneak in they’re ’cool and mysterious’ and mom is ‘thankful Michael’s having fun’ but when MY friends do it my mom is like “oh sweetie you really should go out and meet other people” ALAN BROUGHT A DEAD RAT IN THE HOUSE ONCE AND HE PROMISED IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN. Older brother favoritism is real. >:////
















