Will you do sam/Natasha/Steve/Bucky for the domesticity meme
I MEAN THIS IS ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIP OF COURSE I WILL
big spoon/little spoon: Steve, despite being the physically largest, is an expert at making himself into a little ball, and prefers to be the littlest spoon. Bucky takes the outside, then Nat, and then Sam.
favorite non-sexual activity: Movie night. It is a sacred Wednesday night ritual, broken only in the most dire of situations. They have even been known to stream movie night in the Hellicarrier or a Quinjet.
who uses all the hot water: Bucky. Mostly because when the others found out that HYDRA would only occasionally wash him in ice water, they never had the heart to scold him for enjoying the hot water.
most trivial thing they fight over: Milk. Each one of them always blames the others for finishing it.
who does most of the cleaning: Bucky finds a lot of comfort in domestic chores, and is often sweeping, dusting or washing, just to relax.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: They all like similar things, so they din’t fight much about what they want to watch. Steve loves documentaries, Sam is a sucker for reality television, Nat loves French film, and Bucky drinks up the Expendables franchise and other similar movies.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Steve. The puppy eyes work even over the phone.
who steals the blankets: Steve, and no one has the heart to complain.
who leaves their stuff around: Also Steve, and everyone complains. Especially when the pastels start showing up in peoples’ underwear and sock drawers.
who remembers to buy the milk: Natasha, though sometimes she buys soy milk just because she’s the only one who likes it.
who remembers anniversaries: All of them, to the point where they make them up just to be cute and unexpected. (The first foursome anniversary party was a doozy.)
who cooks normally?: Sam. He’s always loved cooking, and getting to cook for people he loves feels amazing.
how often do they fight?: Almost never, save for bickering like any couple.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: When not at SHIELD, Sam reads and cooks, Bucky sings and listens to music, Steve paints and draws, and Nat does ballet and gymnastics.
nicknames for each other?: Everyone calls Steve Stevie. Bucky gets Yasha, occasionally and only when she’s feeling reminiscent, and Sam is occasionally Falcon Big Butt. Natasha is just Nat or Tasha. Or else.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Sam. He loves spoiling his little family.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Everyone gets Steve art supplies and history books. For the others, it’s really about what catches their eye at the time.
who kissed who first?: Steve and Bucky had been together during the war, and both of them had quickly decided to kiss Sam after Bucky returned to Steve. Natasha just sort of appeared and everyone loved having her.
who made the first move?: Totally Steve.
who remembers things?: Super soldiers and their enhanced memories are a scourge to poor Sam Wilson’s fragile all too human ego
who started the relationship?: Also Steve.
who cusses more?: Sam. Sam swears like a sailor.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Quietly panic and feel useless.
