Jan 10
Samolus: You've taken a hundred photos today! Why don't you have any of people's feet?! Bisky: Because that would be weird? I don't-
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Samolus: You've taken a hundred photos today! Why don't you have any of people's feet?! Bisky: Because that would be weird? I don't-
Umfry: It's so weird how many months start with the letter J. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober. Bisky: One of those is not like the others. Samolus: One.
Bisky: But that’s censorship. Samolus: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
Samolus: Bisky is this turning into another one of your peeing races with Dwink?
Bisky: It's not called a peeing race. It's called a pissing contest.
Bisky: I fixed it!
Samolus: What did you fix?
Bisky: Everything!
[loud crash and explosion upstairs]
Bisky: Except that.
Spingo: Could I just ask, how exactly did you accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Bisky: Microwave for forty minutes.
Spingo: Why were you microwaving a lemon??
Bisky: Samolus said boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells, and I wanted to cover up the smell of burnt oranges but we don’t have any pots.
Spingo: You burned an orange too?
Bisky: Yeah.
Spingo: How??
Bisky: Microwave for forty minutes.
Samolus: What did I tell you about calling Brother Torilis the devil? Bisky: That it's offensive to the devil?
Bisky: Bosie! Do we have a siren?
Bosie: Errm, no... But we could record you making a siren noise and broadcast that to them.
Bisky: Perfect! BEERRRRMMA-
Samolus, putting his hand over Bisky's mouth: Nope. Not doing that.