#spingo

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Bisky: I need your advice. I really want to kiss Spingo and stuff, and I think the timing is right, but did she say she likes me? Bosie: Get to the point. Bisky: Do I ask her? Do I just grab her and kiss her? Sneak up behind her in dark clothing and shout, "Boo!" and kiss her when she's screaming? What? Bosie: Look, I would love to help you. I've sort of got more important things to do here, but... no, no, definitely don't do the "boo" version. It's sort of frowned upon. Okay? Got to go. Bisky: No "boo" version. Good to know.

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remember bisky? he’s trans. and spingo? she’s genderfluid. and they’re both polyamorous. because.

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Bisky: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Spingo: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? *later* Dwink: And you just ran away?! Spingo: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

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Bisky: God, Dwink is getting on my nerves today. Spingo, taking a nerf gun from a pile of stuff in the apartment: I'll take care of it.

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Bisky: Spingo suspects she might be pregnant and... I'm actually terrified. Do you have any parenting advice for me? Zaran: They smell fear, don't fear them. And whatever you do, don't look them in the eye.

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Bisky: Spingo… I have a crush on you. Spingo: I… know? Bisky: You know?? How? Spingo: We’re dating? Bisky:  No, we’re not? Spingo, voice cracking:  We’re not?

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Dwink: You have Spingo. Bisky: How do I have Spingo? In what universe do I have Spingo?! Dwink: So I can have Spingo? Bisky: Hell no!

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Bisky: Everyone in the world has one fatal flaw. Except Spingo, because she’s perfect.

Spingo: Wrong. My fatal flaw is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.