On the Fly Headcanons #4
—Samson grows up to be a pharmacist (and part-time magician) and still lives ten minutes from Camp Kidney. He marries Almondine who becomes a math teacher.
—Every year on his way back from summer camp, Clam brings his parents home the coolest rocks he found.
—Apart from his runaway older brother, Raj also has an older sister named Veda. She’s a very loyal and friendly girl, if a bit of a micromanager. (Raj gets his mother-henning from her.) She’s being raised to take on their family’s businesses in India, and honestly Raj doesn’t mind. When he grows up, stays in America and runs his own record store, she’s always checking on him, sending him gifts and money, and calling and texting small talk.
—We know Jane Doe loves poodles, but she’s never owned one. She did have a pet cow when she was growing up in Minnesota, though.