SAM- “Hello, Ashton, thank you for the call back on the apartment. So is it a go? When can I start moving in?”
ASHTON- “Well, we had just a few more things we wanted to ask. My room mate will be here in a few. Have a seat.”
ALEX- “So, you said you work as a bartender downtown, correct. Is that a gay bar?
SAM- “No, but we do cater to the gay community as well, everyone is welcome of course. So are you both gay?”
ALEX- “No, well Ash here is Bi-sexual, but we were just curious. About the bar that is, not that I am---well never mind. So do room mates get discounted drinks?”
ASHTON- “Sorry, Sam, Alex was joking, we know you couldn’t do that. But we are just concerned as to the monthly rent, as we know Bartenders do rely on their tips---
SAM- “Oh, I have another day job. I work in customer service.”
ALEX- “Customer service, oh, so where?”
SAM- “It’s a telephone and internet service. Mostly sex talk lines.”
ALEX- “So people call you for sex talk? There is really money in that?
ASHTON- “Alex, why did you ask him if he acts out the sex acts on the internet cams?
ALEX- “Hell, why not if he makes that kind of money, he has to do more than just talk. Maybe he could hook me up and we wouldn’t need another roommate! I do that for free now, if I could bring in some cash for it, why not!!??”
ASHTON- “Well, it looks like this other guy, Aaron is going to be our new roommate then, you scared this one off!