khakimacaroni submitted:
Oh my god, I’m so confused. There’s TWO BOXES and I–
Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I love you and want ALL the good things for you. Also, I don’t know exactly how gifting fics works, but I’m writing a teeny thingy that if you’re cool with, I’d like to gift to you, because I literally am only still on the fanfiction scene still because of you. So yeet. ANYways. And I can’t wait for us to get married and have 20 children.
you’re samwisewinchester on ao3, right? i mean, i assume you are, unless there’s TWO people proposing to me all of a sudden
oh MY GOODNESS YES I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS GIFT FIC!!! wow :o
if by “married” you mean “live a good 9000 miles apart and occasionally exchange fanfic out of the blue” and by “have 20 children” you mean “raise kittens and plants, alone, probably without consulting each other”
then sure !!!!
me: *googles “how to walk that exact line between acknowledging that this proposal is probably a cute joke but at the same time being clear i do not want to get married if by chance this person is not joking”*
