#sand everywhere

[le-coffee-bean]

The state one wakes up from a nap when she decides to take the pupster and friends to the beach

[sasuketwo]

What’s ur Craziest hookup story 😭 I’m just so curious bc of the smuts you write girl

Omggg I have a couple crazy ones I'm planning on using some of them as inspiration to a frat!kuna fic deadass LMAO so if you recognize them when reading them... No you don't...

I'll give a few that I think are pretty crazy (I'm actually not too sure what is considered crazy lmao) and you get to decide if if you agree of not and obv oversharing warning below:

Once I met up with a guy who lived in a different city, which was already insane because we lowkey hated each other at the time, but the sexual chemistry was stupidly good lol 😭 So we booked a hotel, when we met up I was wearing SLIGHTLY ripped jeans + fishnet beneath bc I knew this guy went feral by fishnet so he just sat with a boner for hours until we went to the hotel and tell me WHY he brought a LEASH and a whip and WHY I brought fuzzy handcuffs and blindfolds? 🤠 Just overly going both of us omg but yeah anyways they got put to use the entire night! And as if that isn't crazy enough, in the morning idk what sex-demon possessed me but I used that leash to TIE his wrists around the lamp above the bed, did the funzies and then I left him there when I went to the bathroom and GUESS which two idiots forgot to put the "no room service please" outside the door so they knock on the door, I'm in the bathroom and can't hear the knock and neither can he, I only hear the door opening and some embarrassed apologies from both ways omg

Another time, when I was around 18, it was really hard to get privacy because at this time before college everyone lived at home and one time this guy writes to me and is like "if we skip classes my parents are out until four" and I never skip class like NEVER but idk he caught me in a good mood so I was like ok you know what fine lets do it. So yeah we went ALL OUT on the damn kitchen table, tell me WHY in the middle of everything we hear the lock turning and front door opening? For the first time in TEN YEARS his dad decided he wanted to have lunch at home, so me and this guy SCATTER and the hall is like 2 steps from the kitchen so we RUN butt naked back to his room, think we're safe until his dad is like "hey hey I can make you lunch if you clean up and set the kitchen table" so we get dressed and on the kitchen table we had forgotten the damn lube, the blanket I had underneath and condom wrapper 😭 But his dad was chill I've met him a couple times before (was awkward eating lunch at that table though)

Oh yeah also first time I was ever giving a blowjob idk why but I refused to let him know that it was my first time so TELL ME WHY I was benched in front of fucking blow job videos the entire day before with a notebook in front of me, taking bullet points of how professionals do it so he wouldn't be able to tell I was a damn noob AND IT WORKED #throatgoat #blowjobqueen

I have more normal ones too without almost getting fucking caught like over the counter at work when I worked at a restaurant when closing (which was hot bc we had a 10 hour shift together and he said it was all he could think about for 10 hours straight 🫦), fucking this gamer and moaning his gamer tag (honestly? better than I thought.), a blowjob in the backseat, IDK I THINK I have a lot of good/crazy hook ups so I can't pick LMAO

[wafflepopbeerus]

Beach day

Hello everyone! Today I went to the beach, was really nice and calm, I enjoyed it so much, too bad I had forgotten the sun cream and I got burned.

Ps, this is the first time I draw on digital, I hope is not that bad

[blue-devine]

Ok but why did the 3,000 year old tomb city have a self detonate button? In the middle of the hallway? Why did they not hit the self detonate after they knew they didn't want anybody stepping foot into Hamunaptra again. Did Beni get lost moving the 2nd bag of treasure? conveniently the correct weight, with just a random "I'm here for your convenience" Anubis head self destruct lever? Would it have made more sense for a treasure being disturbed that the self destruct is activated?

The movie was almost perfect, but self destructing temple always confused me

Welp, time to watch the next one

[separatist-apologist]

I wish I was still writing RWYLM because my real life muse just asked for a Florida themed birthday party and I just know Lucien and Elain would body that request

[xxlumos]

star wars show set in a lush forest when

[tifffaroni]

I’m back in the Russian realm. The US was great. Found a desert an hour from my apartment. Russia still surprises me.

[mebbrrr]

I’ve never downloaded among us faster in my god damn life

LMAO