#sandsvendor100

[tinydanceman]

I was feeling arty, so I've decided to make an offering to the indomitable @sandsvendor100. Please for the love of abrahamic God, have mercy on me Seymour.

[your-worst-boy]

glad i'm on top of things

[smalltapir]

In case anyone would like to know, i am one of the main editors of the seymour sandsvendor100 wiki page. because im bored, i edited way more onto the page yesterday, feel free to check it out i had a lot of fun doing this 😌

Seymour

1 A Simple Tapir 2 History 2.1 Events of the First & Second Dictums 2.1.1 Creation and The Great Exhalation 2.1.2 The Good Ages Of Digging A

[incorrectwbbquotes]

Charlie: Happiness will come to you.

Panda: When, though?

Charlie: When you least expect it. Probably late march.

[sandsversefactoftheday]

Every tapir is a Gay Icon.

[misterllamawwama]

Sandsverse Scrolls I: Seymour, The Demigod Babyboy; The Dealer Of Sands

AKA what if sandsverse was a series of dungeon synth albums

1. Babyboy Seymour; The One Who Reaps The Dividend; Look At My Little Rump And My Cute Snout.

2. The First Dictum: Gerold

3. The First Dictum: My Insipid And Brutish Cosign Giuseppe (Don’t Forget To Gawk And Giggle And Show Your Love)

4. The First Dictum: The Building Of Great Palaces Beyond Counting: Working And Playing Suite

5. The First Dictum: Working Without Vigor; Playing Without Gaiety; The Holy Discipline

6. The First Dictum: The Great Snout Which Blows Forth Bountiful Futures

7. Seymours Lessons: Be Grateful For Meal, Like Giuseppe; Have A Small Ego And Live Life To Full

8. Godspeed We You Boys: A Rally Of Cosigns Suite, Chapter 1

9. Powers Shared And Magnified: A Rally of Cosigns Suite, Chapter 2

10. The North Answers The Call Of Tapir: A Rally Of Cosigns Suite, Chapter 3: The Finale (Bottoms Up And The Tapir Laughs)

11. Mother Fucker Contest (I Am Winning)

12. Dancing And Conga In Hot Desert Sun

13. Day Off With Cosign Giuseppe On The Sailing Ship

14. The Almighty Powers Of A Shrill Tapir Shriek

15. Wet-Sloppy Snout-Kisses

16. Fighting Giant Monkeys And Other Beastly Creatures

17. $500 Pounds Moneys For A Small Handful Of Quality Sands

18. Selling Of Sands; The Life Of Famous And Moneyed Boys.

19. I Was A God Of Destruction Long Before These Sands

20. As Seymour Staunchly Trudge Along, His Genius Mind Produce A Song; Because Poor Seym Has Naught To Do, He Thinks He Will Share Song With You.

21. Heed The Words Of This Humble BabyBoy

track listings for the other godspeed weyou boys to follow sometime. someone with actual talent pleaz take musical inspiration from my genius/shitpost

[fairyyfacee]

what,,is “sandsverse”????

I’ve just accidentally stumbled into a subculture of sorts called sandsverse and i’m actually loosing my shit. Why is there a tapir named Seymour and why do we all worship him????

[sbnkalny]

blargensnorf: Ezekiel; speak up, ok?

blargensnorf: Peanut butter Powerglide / Peanut butter paint, peanut butter inside she want a peanut, SPEAK up, Peanut Butter in nostrils

blargensnorf: Peanut butter Powerglide / peanut butter paint, peanut BUTTER inside

sandsvendor100: Shake it bake it BOOTY Quake it roll it I was sliding in the peanut butter Powerglide / peanut butter paint, Peanut butter inside

sandsvendor100: Burn it I was sliding in the Peanut butter Powerglide / Peanut butter paint, peanut butter inside