Incorrect We Bare Bears Quotes

Bears say the darndest things. Currently on semi-hiatus, sorry folks!

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Hey do you need me to put some quotes again? I see that there's no quote again or on you just on a halt again which is ok

Yeah, this blog's kinda on indefinite hiatus. I do appreciate the concern tho

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Grizzly: We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

Ice Bear: But it is Ice Bear's birthday.

Grizzly: ...Oh, shit.

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Reporter: You're the team that brought down the Pigeon Cartel! You're some of the biggest heroes in the Bay Area!

Grizzly: Well, I can see how you might think that.

Panda: Because it's absolutely true!

Grizzly: It's... partly true.

Ice Bear: But mostly false.

Panda: Stop giving her information!

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Grizzly: Nom Nom has these insanely strong opinions on anything. Go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Panda: What's the worst multiple of four?

Nom Nom: Twelve, obviously!

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Cashier: Everyone knows you don't have any money!

Panda: Stop lying! Not EVERYONE knows that!

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Agent Trout ( as he is being arrested): I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever! And when They get in, I'm Back on the streets! With all my criminal buddies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Grizzly: It's family moments like these I'll never forget!

Panda, having just surived another crazy misadventure: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

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Grizzly: Tabes, wait. This was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market!

Tabes: What happened in your dream?

Grizzly: FOOD EATS PEOPLE! Also, Kirk could talk. (points to Kirk) You said some very unkind things.

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Ice Bear: Ice Bear fixed it.

Panda: What did you fix?!

Ice Bear: Everything.

(Cue loud explosion in the background)

Ice Bear: Except that.

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Folks are like 'Wow, Christmas figures like the Krampus and Mari Lwyd are so weird!' and then they're like 'Every Christmas Eve a Greek saint whose primary claim to fame is having strong opinions about obscure Trinitarian heresies breaks into your house and hides presents in your socks.'

Chloe Park, probably

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Grizzly: C'mon, you love this show!

Nom Nom: Yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes.

Grizzly: Because the themes of family and togetherness are a chilling reminder of your own isolation?

Nom Nom: No, but thank you for that.

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Panda: Why do you know that?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear's knowledge is vast.

Panda: Why did I ask?

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I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.

Panda, probably

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The Baby Bears at the Zoo

Li'l Grizzly: What are they in for?

Li'l Panda: It’s not a prison, Grizz.

Li'l Grizzly: So they can go?

Li'l Panda: Well, no...

Li'l Grizzly: (points to a penguin) I bet that one killed somebody!

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Grizzly: Normally, I take a five percent commission, but I’ll lower it to three. Friends and family discount.

Nom Nom: Make it five. I don’t want you getting any ideas about us being friends.

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I’m not good at saying no, okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword.

Grizzly, probably

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Grizzly: I'm looking for my friend Nom Nom.

Tabes: Short, loud mouth, punches you when you call him "bitch baby"?

Grizzly: That's him!