dog days

from one wretched creature to another

[your-worst-boy]

oh! ouchies! ouchies!!! ouchies!!!!!

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[your-worst-boy]

Ivy and Natasha razzing Moshe about Burning Man for 5 minutes

didnt realize i needed to see women laying into a Burning Man Enjoyer for 5 mins straight as my chicken soup for the soul. God fucking bless lmao.

[wolfer-aid]

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh thank god…

[your-worst-boy]

love when google ai is forced to agree with me but hates it the whole time

[your-worst-boy]

[cryptotheism]

Noobs of deficient skill will be hallowed in my catalogue. Behaving as xx_dogflex_xx --known for his gormless handling of flashbangs-- is hereby known as "Dogflexism." This is a guiding star of my selfhood for generations.

[hagiomoto]

[your-worst-boy]

love when google ai is forced to agree with me but hates it the whole time

[wretchedmoonrise]

failbetter hire me for ur merch department /j

[cryptotheism]

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

[your-worst-boy]

and who am I supposed to share this with now that my wretched hands have made it

[your-worst-boy]

god. god. god. god we were all meant to be here and life may not always be beautiful but love is always where you put it.

[your-worst-boy]

Espresso x Resonance mashup

I call this one, espresonance 👉☕️💗

[3000s]

[oneheadtoanother]