TT: Okay, loaded question coming. I hope you're ready.
TT: I want you to answer this as honestly as possible, okay?
TT: No bluffing. No lying. No stretching the truth.
TT: I promise not to judge you based on your answer, so don't let fear of
ostracism hold you back.
TT: Okay, here goes:
TT: Do you wear shorts in the winter?
TT: I know it doesn't get very cold there, but it must get below freezing
every now and then, right?
TT: And on the days it does, do you or have you ever worn shorts?
TT: In my heart, I have enough faith in you to believe you probably don't.
But in my brain, logic tells me that you're enough of a douche that you
probably do.
TT: Answer at your convenience. Try to phrase your response in such a way
that I can still respect you as a person after the fact, regardless of what you say.