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Rengoku : Just be yourself!
Sanemi : Really? Rengoku, I have one day to win over Zenitsu's Sensei.
Sanemi : How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Shinobu : Couple of weeks.
Obanai : Six months.
Giyuu : Jury’s still out.
Sanemi : See Rengoku? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Sanemi : It’s so frustrating!
Zenitsu : What is?
Sanemi : That Kamado keeps dropping obvious hints that he's into Tomioka but he's completely oblivious!
Zenitsu, wearing a shirt that says "DATE ME SANEMI" : ...Yeah I can understand why it could be frustrating.
Shinobu : Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple!
Giyuu : I really care about your feelings...
Tanjiro : I really care about YOUR feelings!
Shinobu, turning her head : ...And then there's the disaster couple...
Zenitsu : YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE BUTTERFLY MANSION !
Sanemi : I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE BUTTERFLY MANSION IF YOU STOPPED RUNNING AWAY FROM EVERY FIGHT AND I HAD TO SAVE YOUR SCARED ASS EVERY TIME!
Inosuke : Why is he fighting all these demons all by himself?!
Zenitsu : To turn me on?
Genya : What.
Tanjiro : Because he's Sanemi Shinazugawa, he's the wind pillar, he doesn't need help!
Kanao : That's the guy my oldest sister was sleeping with??
Zenitsu : Can't really blame her can you?
Genya : WHAT?!
Sanemi : Fuck, i cut my finger.
Zenitsu : I can kiss it better if you want?
Sanemi : ...That thing doesn't work.
Zenitsu : Of course it does! I always do it, And it works all the time!
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Sanemi running to the hashira
Sanemi : I need one of you guys to punch me in mouth!
Obanai : ...Punch you in the face?
Sanemi : Yes, the mouth the face don't care ! Just punch me, didn’t you hear me??
Shinobu : I always hear "punch me in the face" while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
Hashira Zenitsu!AU
Zenitsu : The food is so hot, I can't eat it!
Sanemi winking : You're very hot too, and yet I'm eating you.
...
Kaigaku : YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Genya : A normal dinner... Just ONE FUCKING NORMAL DINNER PLEASE !
Kaigaku : So where's Zenitsu?
Tanjiro : I don't know but-
Zenitsu arriving : Hey Tanjiro what do you- KAIGAKU?! *hide something behind his back*
Kaigaku : Hey? What do you have behind your back ?
Zenitsu : Nothing...? Just- just something I want Tanjiro's opinion for valentine day...
Kaigaku : You don't want my opinion?
Zenitsu : Not really.
Kaigaku : Come on! I'm your older brother, ask me!
Zenitsu a bit annoyed faking little brother's voice : Oh, okay big brother! Hum *Pulls a black and a white sexy nightgowns out from behind him* which one of these do you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend wants to do him?
*Kaigaku placing his hand on his heart as if he were about to have a heart attack, under the amused/pitying gaze of Zenitsu and Tanjiro.*
Kaigaku looking like a dead man : The white one.
I'm completely out of control 😭
