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Noel: I call it sleepwalking. Others call it -
Mark: Being a vampire?
Noel: - taking people into the bushes and sucking all their blood out…. I mean…. 🤷♂️ people like to split hairs.
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Great Lines, Little Context
Noel: I call it sleepwalking. Others call it -
Mark: Being a vampire?
Noel: - taking people into the bushes and sucking all their blood out…. I mean…. 🤷♂️ people like to split hairs.
This guy tells me Manny Pacquiao Vs Terrance Crawford is the only fight he would watch, I was like when you wake up or did you watch it when you were dreaming? He just goes back to sleep 🥊
Something just reminded me that it's a good thing that the deadbolts on our doors need a key on both sides. Because i have a history of sleepwalking. And while I haven't (knowingly or been told I have) in twenty or thirty years, let me tell you, waking up outside your home in your pajamas at 0300 is terrifying. And even if it hasn't happened in a while, the chances of it happening again is never going to be zero for me.
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So apparently early this morning I woke up my wife. It went as follows.
Me: *shaking her urgently* hey. Hey. HEY.
Her: What do you want?
Me: You know why you'll never lose your coffee?
Her: ???????
Me: Cuz you've got Spider-Man powers. Pew pew! *miming shooting webs from hands*
At which point I was apparently satisfied and rolled over, fully asleep
Somnambulist
What a shame,
What a shame,
What a shame,
It’s all fun and games til you don’t wanna play now