#santa is real

[dravery0]

The Boss's legacy to Ocelot.

[yours-trudy]

It's not microplastics in the water. It's Santa.

[tilbageidanmark]

$5 only

[ksteezeus]

Finding out Troi's accent is completely fabricated was like finding out Santa isn't real...

It's. Not. True.

[puppyhowler]

Alright Santa deniers, try to explain this

I see him in the mall every December

in order for santa to come to your house, EVERYONE had to be asleep, so how did the presents get under the tree if everyone was asleep? santa.

where did all the wrapping paper come from? there was no wrapping paper in the house until Christmas, parents couldn't have gotten everything on Christmas Eve because everything is closed on that day!

i know what you're thinking "Reindeer can't fly! Checkmate bitch!", i see your point, NORMAL reindeer can't. however, Santa's reindeer are magical and therefore can indeed fly. who's got the checkmate now?

the labels on the presents CLEARLY state that they are FROM SANTA!

who ate all the cookies and drank the milk, huh? Once again everyone in the house was asleep, so there is no other explanation other than Santa.

as you can see these points are indisputable proof that santa clause is 100% real.

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

How Spidey Saved Christmas by happyaspie

No Archive Warnings Apply | Rated G | Word Count 6327 | Peter Parker & Tony Stark & Santa Claus, Christmas Fluff, Christmas Magic

Summary: After rescuing a few stolen shopping bags, Spider-Man stumbles upon Santa Claus and his damaged sleigh in Central Park. With Mr. Stark’s help, Peter is able to get Santa back in the air, thus saving Christmas! In the process, he’s able to get Mr. Stark back on the nice list as well. Santa thanks Peter by inviting him to assist in delivering some gifts. Including the ones he’d saved! Together, they fly through the night, spreading holiday cheer. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

[Exceprt Below the Cut]

It was the middle of the evening on Christmas Eve. But rather than being at home with his Aunt May or even at the tower with Mr. Stark, Peter was out on patrol. It wasn’t like he wanted to skip out on any potential festivities. It was just that crime didn’t really take holidays. If anything, it tended to get worse, which was sort of insane since it was the season of ‘giving’ not ‘stealing.’ Yet there he was, swinging through the borough with the wind in his face and the red and green Spider-Man sweater May had knitted for him pulled over his suit. He didn’t actually require it to stay warm. He had a heater built right into the suit. But there was something exceptionally festive about wearing his Chrimassy attire while out and about in the city. There was a lot to do; everything from helping out when a crosswalk lost signal to dissuading some less than ideal means of acquiring a few so-called ‘free’ gifts and ‘bonus’ funds.

He’d somehow ended up all the way in Manhattan, where he’d wrangled several angry last minute shoppers out of a toy store. In need of a break, he climbed to the edge of a snow covered rooftop and sat down on the ledge. The wind picked up, sending a shiver down his spine. He raised the heater setting in the suit and looked down to scan the city below. There was a lot of hustling and bustling as People made their way up and down the sidewalks into the stores. After several minutes of watching the crowds move along, he released a tired breath. It appeared that perhaps things had calmed down enough for everyone to go about the rest of their business without any temper tantrums or excessive use of violence. He was just about to take the opportunity to head towards home when some guy in a Santa hat decided to thwart his leisurely plans. He slinked up behind a woman, grabbed hopping bags right out of her hands, and took off running.

With a deep sigh, Peter followed after him. 

“Hey!” he shouted as he hopped from his crouched position and shot a web. He caught up quickly and was soon dropping down in front of the merry thief. “You know,” he said, gesturing toward the bags. “I’m like- ninety-nine percent sure those aren’t for you.”

Santa hat guy didn’t seem to care. Instead of handing over the pilfered goods, he took off full speed down the ice slicked sidewalk.

“Oh come on!” Peter shot another web and zipped behind him. Of course, being in the air gave him the advantage. He was able to move swiftly above everyone's heads while Santa Hat Guy was forced to weave between them. Were it not for his birds-eye view and his helpful AI, he might have lost him in the huddled masses. Notably as they crossed out of the shopping district and into a more residential area.

Abruptly, Santa Hat Guy turned into a dark Alley between apartments. Peter turned too. He wiped around the corner producing a surge of momentum he could use to his advantage. As he swooped in, he outstretched his legs and aimed them right for Santa Hat Guy’s chest. The desired effect was obtained. Santa Hat Guy grunted in surprise and immediately against the wall, landing just hard enough to knock the hat off of his head.

“Dude! Those aren’t for you!” He made a swift move forward and grabbed the four large shopping totes out of the guy’s grasp. With very little thought he snagged the Santa hat as well. “And what are you? The Grinch? Why are you stealing things while wearing a Santa hat?“

Rather than answer, the Santa Hatless Grinch Guy pulled a knife out of nowhere. Peter’s spider-senses lit beneath his skin and before he knew it, he’d caught a decent sized pocket knife by the handle. He twirled it between his fingers and used his thumb to snap it closed.

“Aw, man! Are we exchanging gifts?” he asked, smiling broadly beneath his mask. “You’re so sweet! I think I’ll give you a concussion!” Before the guy could react, he lunged forward, punched the guy in the face and webbed him securely to the wall.

“I hope you like it!” he said as he dusted his hands together and regathered the stolen bags onto one arm. If he wanted to be able to track down the owner, he absolutely needed to get going. “Merry Christmas!” he called out as swung out of the alley.

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[farsight-the-char]

BATMAN – SANTA CLAUS: SILENT KNIGHT #1

Written by JEFF PARKER

Art by MICHELE BANDINI

Cover by DAN MORA

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SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

The four-part crossover event of a generation begins when a not-so-jolly St. Nick hits Gotham City to investigate a brutal crime in the days leading up to Christmas…What manner of man or beast could have committed such atrocities?! With the help of his former student, Batman, Santa will team up with the heroes of the DC Universe to right this wrong—or the world wakes up to coal in their stockings! A brutal, two-fisted holiday tale of hope, wonder, and monster hunting is the perfect treat to ring in the holidays—it’s Claus in canon!

[box-o]

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