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☆Guilty pleasure Star Trek blog☆ 20 (she/her)

[ksteezeus]

Imagine the portraits of jesus on earth but the ones on bajor of the emissary (sisko) are just this:

[ksteezeus]

Even Borg have maternal instincts

[2zam]

TUMBLR BUILDS A HOUSE...

Foundation

Walls

Furniture

Rooms

Doors

Windows

Floor

Chimney

Garage

Roof

Yard

Driveway

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2024

please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

[garaks-padded-bra]

I think the turbolift is stuck…

[ksteezeus]

Quark has nipple piercings

[kingdeath000]

I want to create the first ever cis male with pms

[weyounbathwater]

[image description: a comment from user Hooved that reads "someone already made him in 1993. his name is quark" /end]

☝️☝️ TRUTH

[ksteezeus]

I went to a Halloween party this year and someone said to me "Oh so ur into Star Trek, you're the nerdest of them all!"

And I just stood there like:

[animentality]

[section-69]

I am, of course, generally aware that Michael Dorn is insanely pretty, but every time I'm reminded of it I still short circuit

(image from the next gen companion)

[section-69]

@incidentalblr

Funniest tags so far thank you

[sureshsingaratnam]

[fun-fact-generator-3000]

I think it is very important for new Star Trek fans, especially new TOS fans to know that in 2008, George Takei, who played Sulu, got married to his partner of 23 years, Brad Altman, and at their wedding, Nichelle Nichols, who played Uhura, and Walter Koenig, who played Chekov, served as Best Lady and Best Man.

[ksteezeus]

Yes or No?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 13, 2023

[cursedtrekedits]

intruder alert

[space-robot-named-data2]

Star Trek in the dream house

[dinotriple]

Where was she across the spiderverse

[sophiamcdougall]

Impeccable choice of art in this pub.

[andromedaexile]

Are they a stoner? TNG edition

Picard: Used to smoke like a chimney back in his academy days. Quit once he had to get that heart replacement.

Riker: Oh 100% used to hot box his academy room. But once he got stationed on the Pegasus he reeled it back. He still lights up on Risa though.

Data: No, THC has no impact on him. However he does want to understand the human social custom of “puff puff pass.”

Geordi: He uses edibles for his chronic pain and headaches but only when on shore leave. Maybe while off-duty if the pain is really bad but he doesn’t want to impede the effectiveness of his visor.

Troi: Not only is she hitting the elaborate Betazoid pipe her mom sent her, she is recommending edibles to anxious crew members. By far the biggest stoner on the Enterprise.

Worf: No. If it’s not prune juice or blood wine, he doesn’t want it… Okay, he tried smoking with Deanna ONCE and hated it.

Dr. Crusher: In her youth she dabbled with edibles but was never a smoker. She prescribes medical marijuana (only ever edibles) w/ Troi’s recommendation to her patients.

Wesley: He always said he would be straight edge his entire life, but then he went to Starfleet Academy…We all know the rest.

Guinan: She’s either straight edge or a plug for the Enterprise. I’m not sure. But if I had to go through the shit she has, I sure as hell would be rolling blunts in Ten Forward.

Yar: She most definitely got smoked, but not in the fun way.

O’Brien: No (until DS9 at least).

[ksteezeus]

Wesley: vapes in the bathroom on enterprise