He loves that she’s spontaneous and enables him to be as well
He loves that her smile makes him feel like a love sick teenager
He loves that she’s always there for him. No matter the circumstance she’s there if he needs it.
And even if he doesn’t need it-well, she’s there anyway.
He loves that she’s kind without all bounds and more thoughtful than he thought was humanely possible. He damn near cries every time he gets something knit for him.
He loves that all of his children adore her, Ian included.
He finds it insanely adorable that she’s blatantly smitten with him and knows he was grinning at her like he wanted to love her forever long before he left his wife.
He hates that she caught his eye right off the bat. He hates that he had a beautiful wife, an amazing daughter, in-laws that made him right at home and still the first time Dean met Teagan he thought “what if?”
He hates that she broke up his picture perfect family without even trying. Just by being her.
He hates that he can't even blame her for the last thing because she's too damn good to him, good to his children, good for him, for him to blame her.
Dean hates that his children seem to be more attached to her than they are to him and he can't figure out a way to break that barrier down.
Dean hates that she caused such a shift in Adele's life. The few months wherein they didn't get along were some of the hardest for him to bear through just because he had to see his daughter in such a state all because he fell in love again.
Dean hates that her relationship to him brings stigma to them for some time.
Dean hates that Teagan waited so long to enter his life and allowed for both of them to go through so much before figuring out they were right for each other.
Alec’s breath catches in his throat at his young daughter’s words. It’s a very simple sounding thing, coming from her lips as she traces the alphabet onto the notebook in front of her. He wishes the topic could be a passing thought in his mind like it was in hers but he has no such luck.
“That’s a pretty loaded question, Phi,” he swallows, watching her writing carefully, hoping she’ll mess up on her homework so he can interject and change the subject. But she doesn’t. As a matter of fact, still writing as she speaks, she continues.
“I thought he said we were friends. Friends aren’t supposed to stop coming around.”
“I-I don’t think he wants to be my friend anymore,” Alec’s eyes drop from his daughter to her paper again.
But she shakes her head, as if frustrated that her father doesn’t understand what she meant. “He said we were friends. Me and him. He said he was gonna help me go to the same college as him cause it was a lot of fun for him too and he wanted me to have fun too. How is he gonna help me if he doesn’t come around anymore?”
Alec watches Sophia for a moment and she puts her pencil down to look back when she registers his silence. “Did you hear me, who’s gonna help me go to college?”
“I will,” he smiles very faintly at his daughter’s attitude. “When the time comes.”
She sighs and picks up her pencil again to resume writing, and after a moment of silence mutters, “I wanted him to help.”
Chris had a sex dream about Carol the night after the second time they met, which he actually felt a little bit like an asshole about and tbh he should’ve known then that he was catching the feels.
a recent sex dream of my muse’s that they wish they never had
Not particularly a sex dream, but he has had a couple of dreams where him and Ian would be casually cuddling in the background and he has found 0 explanations to it to date.
an embarrassing song my muse has had sex to
You Belong With Me came up on the Pandora station they were listening to before Chris decided to jump Eni and he was literally too into it to go change it regardless of how much it bothered him and that’s the story of how he aggressively fucked someone set to Taylor Swift bye.
the most sexually graphic drawing my muse has ever drawn
He doodled a stick figure dude casually swinging his huge dick around in the corner of his desk in high school once…and the got caught for it lol
the most graphic sext my muse has ever accidentally sent to one of their parents
I had too much fun doing all of Leo’s parents to not do his too so:
[ the big one ] I can’t stop thinking about the way you screamed my name last night.
[ Dean ] :O
[ the big one ] You’re not Carol.
[ Dean ] Astute observation, hijo
[ the big one ] You didn’t scream my name last night
[ Dean ] I did not, no.
[ the big one ] Aight. Bye.
[ Dean ] Tell Carol I said hello!
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[ Christian ] Don’t know the point of having underwear that fancy considering I’m going to tear it off your body with my teeth anyway.
[ Marco ] Hello to you too, Christian.
[ Christian ] Didn’t even know I had your number, man.
[ Marco ] Don’t worry, you’re a grown man with the right to do whatever you please in regards to your sex life.
[ Christian ] Right, ok I’m going to go back to sexting my girlfriend now. Bye.
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[ Christian ] You best believe that’s not the last time I finger fuck you under the dinner table. See how long you last with my mom looking at you during Christmas.
[ Camilla ] CHRISTIAN.
[ Christian ] m O M.
[ Camilla ] HOW DARE YOU. FAMILY DINNERS ARE A SACRED TIME. ESPECIALLY DURING CHRISTMAS.
[ Christian ] MY GIRLFRIEND IS SACRED ALWAYS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE RULES TO BREAK.
[ Camilla ] WELL TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE IS NOT INVITED IN MY HOME ANYMORE.
[ Christian ] mom ur being hella dramatic it was just 2 fingers
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[ Christian ] Fuckin shit, Eni I fuckin miss your mouth on my cock get out of class already.
[ Mom ] Wrong D'Urso
[ Christian ] f UCK SORRY ETERNAL SUNSHINE THAT SHIT FROM YOUR BRAIN PLEASE
[ Christian ] I LOVE YOU DON’T HURT ME
[ Christian ] I’M SORRY
[ Christian ] T E AGAN ANSWER ME
[ Christian ] PLEASE.
[ Mom ] lol
the butt-dial recording of my muse having sex that their friend won’t delete from their phone
Since Ian and Bonnie are Chris’ top 2 speed dial contacts they have some ridiculously vulgar voice messages of Chris and Carol going at it. Dean also has one and Leo has 2 but the ones Leo has are just of Chris going mental from Carol going down on him bye.
what my muse imagined their sexual debut would be like before it happened
High school Chris expected it to be really bitchin and exciting and stuff but he lost it when he was 16 at a party he snuck out of the house to go to cause Dean pissed him off. And it was with an older girl that was trying to make her ex jealous so it wasn’t an entirely pleasant experience, but it happened. He actually met another girl later that night that he talked to for a pretty long time and they were pretty high but she was nice to him and vice versa and eventually she kissed him and they went upstairs and that experience was a lot nicer than the other one and he actually fell asleep with her but she was gone in the morning and that was the first time Chris had ever experienced a romantic let down.
my muse’s funniest sexual memory
Omfg so this one time Chris left his laptop in Marco’s house the night before they went to vacation and he called his mom but she told him to wait till they got home to get his laptop and Chris was like fuck it I’m not waiting that long. So he fucking scaled the wall around Marco’s property, and brought Eni along with him cause he didn’t wanna go alone and probably didn’t tell her what they were doing before they set off omfg. But anyway, it was a piece of cake picking the lock on the back yard screen doors so they broke into Marco’s house and during the search for his laptop Chris and Eni got wound up making out on the kitchen table and then they fucking heard the front door unlock cause apparently they decided to come back from vacation early.
So Chris and Eni scrambled into a storage closet in the hall and were kinda pressed up against each other and Chris got the giggles and gave them to Eni and just cause he was having too much fun he started feeling her up in the closet and that made her giggle even more and it was pretty gr9.
They waited a while till it sounded like everyone was out of the common area and snuck out back again and didn’t even get Chris’ damn laptop lol
the worst sex-related injury my muse has ever had
Well, there was that one time Chris was kissing Carol up from the stomach and when he got just above her collarbone she spazzed out so intensely that her chin hit his lip and split it open on the inside on his incisors and it was just gross and bloody for a while lol
the most boring intercourse my muse has ever had
Chris couldn’t tell you the most boring but he can say that it has gotten boring once or twice on girls he’s picked up at bars who didn’t share his enthusiasm and liking of adventure in bed.
the wildest intercourse my muse has ever had
He did have a threesome with another guy and a girl he met at a club. They were all pretty smashed but he does remember making the conscious decision to go through with it in the other guy’s really fancy condo. She also happened to be into a very long list of things so the sex was an adventure. He didn’t know that they were in a relationship though till he woke up on their couch the next morning. They were pretty hospitable and apparently had scouted him out in the club. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t think about going to them again or at least taking down some numbers.
which one hogs the blanket: Andrei. He's a comfort hog, he'll wrap himself in the blanket but then also try to cuddle he's dumb.
which one cuts the other’s hair: Andrei actually cuts hair decently cause his mom used to cut his hair on her own when he was younger and he's picked up a thing or two.
which one makes coffee for the other every morning: Andrei probably cause he gets up for work early and the smell of the coffee is probably what wakes Andrei up in the first place lol
which one picks up the pizza: Andrei def tries to talk Gael into it but his resolve only lasts for so long, he def caves at the smallest pout.
which one likes their music on full volume: Andrei, who gets very festive and enthusiastic about cooking and cleaning lol
which one complains about the crumbs on the bed: Andrei probably, he’s a little bit of a controlled mess kind of person. The mess will only bother him when he isn’t the one making it.
which one is ticklish: Andrei is very low-key ticklish, like he’ll be uncomfortable if you touch him where he’s tickling but it won’t kill him, as opposed to Gael and his spot omfg I hope Gael offers to laundry the blood off the sheets after that bye
which one sings and which one plays the music: Andrei does both lol not that he sings well or anything but he definitely jams when he’s cooking and cleaning both ways.
which one proposes:haAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA P U K E. andrei tbh but way way way in the future when they both have a stable means of existence away from the shitty apartment complex where they met lol don’t touch me
which one hogs the blanket: Liam probably, just cause a warm body is good enough for Leo, he doesn’t require much else in terms of sleeping comfort.
which one cuts the other’s hair: yOU REALLY WANNA GIVE EITHER OF THESE BOYS A SCISSOR AND SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT I’M LAUGHING.
which one makes coffee for the other every morning: Leo. Cause he’s considerate lol. Liam probably does on good days when the sex was good enough to put him in a good mood instead of gut crushing depression lol
which one picks up the pizza: They probably wrestle about it lol like whoever can shove the other off the couch/bed first has to go get it.
which one likes their music on full volume: Leo prefers having his music super loud in his headphones so
which one complains about the crumbs on the bed: Leo. He’s too ocd to let that shit fly.
which one is ticklish: Leo omg. He tries really really hard to repress it and most times he can but if you catch him off guard, you’ll get hurt and not even on purpose.
which one sings and which one plays the music: Leo likes kinda hum muttering along with his music so he does that. He isn’t very good, I mean he doesn’t know how to properly utilize his singing voice. Pretty sure he’s ok with lounging around and listening to whatever Liam wants too, he isn’t picky.
which one proposes:aR E YOU FUCKIN tbh leo would wait for liam to propose no matter how long, how many years, decades even it took. No matter how much he wants it, he refuses to be the one to propose, he wants Liam to willingly make that step.
who holds the umbrella when it rains: milo, since he’s much taller than bianca. but sometimes he’ll space out and the umbrella ends up going one way and bianca is inevitably soaked.
who is the grumpiest in the morning: milo’s a morning person, so it’d probably be bianca.
who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: i think they’d be be equally worried. they both have scholarships for their respective sports, so if they’re sick/injured and can’t meet the requirements for the scholarship, it could mean trouble. plus, no one obviously likes to see their significant other in such a position.
who plays pranks on the other: i could see bianca pulling some shit on him and letting out her signiture cackle while milo pouts bc he’s a baby.
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: milo would initiate the cuddling and then decide that it’s the perfect time to catch up on all his anime.
who insists on creating nicknames for the other: i don’t see either of them doing it, tbh.
who drools on the other when they’re asleep: MILO. he’d feel bad about it too, obviously.
who says ‘I love you’ first: i think milo would struggle with actually saying it, even though he’s well aware of the fact, he just doesn’t know how to get it out properly. so i think bianca would be the one to say it first and he’ll find relief and finally be able to get it out.
This is usually where the prompt goes but I won’t even give you that much, you just figure this shit out as you go tbh.
"Fuckin shit, I swear our friends are 5 fuckin years old, all of them!" Chris shouts just as soon as the closet door slams, plummeting them into the darkness. "Seven minutes in heaven?" he shouts, slamming a fist against the door, "Are you kidding me?"
"Half of them do think we’re dating anyway," Eni, surprisingly the calmer one between them, says from where she stands.
Chris spins in the direction of her voice and snaps, “Well, we’re not.”
That certainly quiets Eni and he notices. “You have your phone?”
She doesn’t say anything, just shuffles around till a bright light comes between them as she holds the device out in front of her. At first he only looks at the light from the phone, but when he looks up at her, she’s visibly upset and he can’t ignore it if he tries.
"Hey, don’t…stop it," he says firmly, unsure of how to handle the situation. There was only one thing he knew to do when she fell into one of her moods and he isn’t entirely sure it’ll help now, but he sighs a little and moves forward to put his arms around her anyway. She was always receptive to his touches and his embraces but this time, while she didn’t pull back, she didn’t lean into him either and that was concerning.
"What’s the matter with you?" He asks quietly, pulling back so the phone lights up between them again. She doesn’t say anything and she doesn’t look at him and he wonders if the way he’s been keeping her at arm’s length lately has anything to do with it.
"Look, I didn’t mean to yell earlier, ok, I’m just…frustrated. We shouldn’t be here, this is stupid."
"We’ve kissed before," is all she says, still avoiding his face.
"What?"
"We’ve kissed before, why is this a problem?" she asks, a little louder, a little stronger.
"It-I…just don’t want to be in this situation, ok? I’ve been trying real hard not to…"
"Have you been avoiding me?" she comes out with it and at that point his arms drop from around her and he steps back a little.
"I’m not-you’re one of the best friends I’ve got, En," he says and suddenly he’s the one with the lowered eyes.
"If you don’t want us to see each other anymore, you should just say so," she says, wishing she felt as level headed on the inside as he words made her seem. Perhaps it was the feeling of not having much to lose that pushed so much courage inside of her in that moment. Or maybe it was the fact that Chris looked like a kicked animal.
"I don’t want us to not see each other anymore, Eni, are you kidding," he says, stepping forward again, correcting her all too quickly. He runs a hand through his hair, makes a small noise in his throat, as if he's about to start the explanation on his mind, but he looks up at her and stops. She always looked at him like she was expecting the world and he wasn't sure how much of it he could offer.
He glances over at the door knob, wondering how much more time they have and if he can get out of this, but she catches him looking and suddenly she's the one moving towards the door. And if there's anything Chris fears in the world then it's people have enough of him, so immediately he moves to block her path and forces himself to start.
"I just, I didn't want to make things worse for myself by keeping on...you know, doing what we do," the words stumble out of his mouth. She flashes her phone light towards him and he squints a little, but continues slowly, "You probably don't actually want...you know...me, and even if you did I wouldn't be good for you so I figured I'd-listen, being able to kiss you and have sex and all that, knowing what I know now is just...it's hard, ok? And I don't want you to feel like you gotta do something about the fact that I caught feelings so-"
"What are you saying?" it's a genuine question, she'd honestly like to know what he's trying to say without any of the bush beating. But the words come out with a little bit of edge and she can see the twinge of panic in Chris' eyes from it.
"That I'm going totally insane!" his voice rises a pitch, "That I really like you, ok? I'm older and I know there aren't a lot of good things around. And I know that you're really good."
She doesn't say anything and he suspects that's because she's still processing his backwards confession. He lets a moment of silence pass between them, breathing a little heavy. His eyes dart back and forth across her face, searching for some sort of answer before, "I'm going to kiss you now, ok, cause you being quiet, I don't know how to deal with that. I just know how to be with you, so I'm gonna do that right now."
Then same way he has a hundred times before, he slips a hand onto her cheek and leans close to her and just as his lips hover over hers, he whispers, "I think I love you."
And the way she kisses him after that is new, and worth more than any verbal response he could've hope for.
