Gives nose/forehead kisses: I think both of them give forehead kisses because if you gave Chris a choice he’d cuddle Carol forever without stop and Carol probably has really easy access t his nose/forehead with all the koala-ing she does lol
Gets jealous the most: For once Chris isn’t the jealous one in the relationship, it’s Carol. Chris is surprisingly secure about his and Carol’s relationship. From the moment she agrees to date him he’s convinced they’re spending forever together because for the first time he worked hard and gave his all into make their relationship happen and he’s domestically inexperienced enough to that that’s all it takes to make forever happen. Carol on the other hand probably gets ready to cut a ho every time a girl gets too close to him at a bar or bats her eyelashes at him. I mean Chris would punch someone out if they were too close to Carol too but with him it’s more of a hey don’t bother her she isn’t interested but with Carol it might come from a tiny place of insecurity? At least early on?
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Carol for a lot of reasons but mostly because she has a car lol but also Chris is the bigger drunk between them. Although like if for some reason she’s out without her girlfriends to look after he he’d go get her if she called no matter where or when.
Takes care of on sick days: Both. Or you know, Carol tries. I don’t know how far her nurturing abilities go but if you couldn’t tell from the last 300 Chris memes you sent (lol) Chris knows how to look after people when push comes to shove. He’d make her nice food stuff and keep up with her medicine doses and cuddle with her under the blankets with a movie on that she probably dozes off to.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Again, like the other memes say, Chris is doing the throwing into water. Granted it’s a long time before he can bring Carol to the beach with him but when he does the deal is that he gets buried in the sand and she gets tossed in the water lol
Gives unprompted massages: Oh Chris for sure, he’s constantly just trying to be cute and pressing at her shoulders or back of head. Kisses may or may not follow his fingers. Just saying.
Drives/rides shotgun: lol yet another question that has more to do with Chris’ core personality than who in the couple actually does what. Carol doesn’t let Chris drive till he has a license and even after that she probably bands him after experiencing his driving once lol
Brings the other lunch at work: Well I don’t know what Carol actually does but I know once Chris gets over his 30 existential crises about dating a 21 year old, he drops by her school to grab lunch with her and stuff when he’s on his breaks. I think she’d do the thing too if she was free and his office wasn’t too far lol. He’d be so happy to see her if she did the thing though like he thinks it’s so thoughtful, he loves it. I can see his face light up seeing her waiting in his office now.
Has the better parental relationship: For once, Chris lol his parents don’t oppress who he is or control his life, mostly because he let them but also because they’re not that kind of people. Or at least Dean isn’t. Chris could abruptly come out as a transexual go go dancer and Dean would probably shrug and ask if he wanted to go for a beer later and that’s a lot more than Carol can say so.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: You know what, I’m gonna say Carol on this one lol she enables his kinkiness and you’d think Chris is the one initiating but nOPE.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Carol maybe? Just cause she’s younger and less experienced? Or not cause she’s a professional dancer? I mean very different kind of dancing but lol you know my thoughts about Chris and drunk dancing.
Still cries watching Titanic: Maybe Carol. I feel like she either wouldn’t mind the movie, like it or be indifferent to it. We all know about Chris’ Titanic habits.
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Carol probably mentions it and Chris tries to pretend he isn’t into it but he’s hella into it. He’s down to do anything cutesy with Carol lbr
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: That’s hard to tell? Neither of them would be afraid to get pricey. Chris has an intense paycheck first so him maybe?
Makes the other eat breakfast: That can go either way too. Sometimes I forget that Carol dates responsible adult Chris and he before heading out of the house in the morning he’d probably go, “I got cereal yesterday, it’s in the cupboard I think,” in a subtle reminder of hey don’t forget to do the thing. But then I could also see her leaving a granola bar out on the table with a post it note on it for him to grab in the morning. cuTIES IM.
Remembers anniversaries: Chris actually. Adult Chris lol. Adult Chris has to keep on top of his schedule so he probably makes little notes on his daily agenda so he doesn’t forget. Adult Chris. lol.
Brings up having kids: HAH BEN WAS A MISTAKE BYE. Do they talk about Jude? I think they do idr I think Carol brings that up and Pax was Carol’s idea so Carol it is.