Elijah/Hayley, obvs.
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -For ALL TIME
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -So quickly. It’s not even funny; they fell so hard and so fast
How was their first kiss? -Glorious in ever single way
Wedding:
Who proposed? -Elijah
Who is the best man/men? -Despite their differences, Klaus
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Rebekah
Who did the most planning? -Freya and Rebekah
Who stressed the most? -Elijah, shockingly enoug
How fancy was the ceremony? -Fancy as fuck. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Mary Kenner
Sex:
Who is on top? -Elijah
Who is the one to instigate things? -Hayley
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - i’m not answering thisStraight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -?????
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -I think so
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -None, although Elijah would have loved to have a child of his own
How many children will they adopt? -They have Hope. That’s all they need. Might adopt a son or smth
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Elija
Who is the stricter parent? -Hayley
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Elijah
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -They both do
Who is the more loved parent? -Elijah, since he’s more of a push-over
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Hayley
Who cried the most at graduation? -They both god a little teary
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -They both would
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Elijah
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Hayley
Who does the grocery shopping? -They both do
How often do they bake desserts? -Sometimes
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Equal pleasure
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Elijah would
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Hayley
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Hayley
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -Those random people that do all the household things for the Mikaelsons
Who is really against chores? -Elijaj
Who cleans up after the pets? -See question one
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Hayley
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Neither of them
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Hayley. She kept it
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Hayley
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -They both do
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Whenever there’s a big one
What are their goals for the relationship? -To actually be happy and be together
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Hayley
Who plays the most pranks? -Hayley