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Mercury: *finishes an high level boss, winning an awesome coat as loot*
Emerald: Wait, what the hell? I did half the job, I want half the coat!
Mercury: What?! This is a video-game. This isn't fabric I can cut! It's just a bunch of Ones and Zeros.
Emerald: Okay, than I want the Ones.
Mercury: Fuck you, the Ones are mine.












