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[finditagain24]

Candy, Cookies, and Pregnancy Tests by @tobythewise

There needs to be so much more RJS out in the world. This one is a special treat, super sweet and soft. Go read it!

[jainsel-and-the-ships]

Next on Ao3

I’ll just give you a little tease of my next Shadowhunters multichapter. Just an excuse to wish you all a Merry Christmas while still in possess of my laptop :)

 PROLOGUE

TAP TAP TAP TAP  

 Steady, aggressive steps.

 Those guys possess such a different way of walking compared to the employees in the office.

 Accountants, they move slowly, comfortable shoes and their minds absorbed in numbers.

 “Simon Lewis?”

 Even their speech is different from the accountant's way of speaking. These men are shooting bullets with each word.

 No wasting time. No hesitation.

 Arrest the fool.

 Drag him down the aisle.

 Handcuff his wrists.

 Would someone like to try to intervene?

 Accountants don’t intervene. They push buttons on their calculators.

 But they’re surprised. Just like the fool.

 “Hey, just wait a moment!”

 “Why are you accusing me!”

 “I’m innocent, I swear!”

 “I just stole a pen! But I was in 6th grade, it was a dare!”

 “I’m a good citizen!”

 “No, I don’t wanna come with you, guys! Just leave me alone!”

 They don't let him alone. They toss him in their white and blue car and then it’s orange.

 The fool has never worn orange before. He doesn’t like it.

 He doesn’t like the suit either; they let him wear it in front of that woman. Scary, scary woman.

 Big words, big time.

 “I’m innocent!”

 “You are condemned to a seven years sentence that you’ll serve at the Saint Jonathan State Penitentiary, you’ll be eligible for parole in four.”

 “It’s not me!”

 Don’t cry, fool. Stay strong. Green eyes are watching you.

 “You’ll be escorted right away…”

 “NO! NO! PLEASE LET ME GO!”

 The fool woke up in a pool of sweat, his heart beating like crazy and experiencing trouble breathing air for a good minute.

 He looked up at the ceiling, there was a bit of mold up there, the same patch of greenish stain he'd been staring at for the last three days. He thought it had maybe the appearance of an old man. Or a mushroom.

 Ironically, Simon would have all the time in the world to figure the shape out. Seven fucking years, to be exact.

[genderqueersboy]

LISTEN U JUST KNOW RAPHAEL HAD A HUGE BETRAYAL BONER WHEN SIMON AND CLARY THREATENED TO BLACKMAIL HIM

[mikadonew]

Can I just say...

the only time we see Simon in the vampire building where is he??? Oh well in Raphael’s bedroom/section

AND he comes with raphae’s suit while the first thing we know Simon ruin of Raphael is his jacket... 

Just saying ;)