Jun 20, 2017
Alex, I apologize for messaging you out of the blue, but I have a matter I would like to discuss with you.
Oh, I don’t mind spontaneous messages! And sure, what is it you’d like to talk about?
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Alex, I apologize for messaging you out of the blue, but I have a matter I would like to discuss with you.
Oh, I don’t mind spontaneous messages! And sure, what is it you’d like to talk about?
Whenever you and Jade are ready, my home is prepared for you. Do you have the hamburgers?
do i have the hamburgersrose just what kind of question is that what do you take me for of course i have the hamburgersand in the interest of patriotic fervor ill even forget to bring the burgers/sandwich discourse gimme a few and well be right over
It took weeks of planning, skipping a day of classes and finding excuses to keep John out of the house, but you’ve finally done it. All the decorations are in place, all the presents are on the kitchen table, and the cake is freshly frosted. Dave is putting the candles in now, and you’re doing your best to tidy up the mess your work created.
Your phone dings with a text from Rose. They’re on their way. You scurry to empty the dustpan and put the broom away, calling the news to Dave as you pass him. With one last frantic glance around the room, you decide everything is as good as it’s going to get and drag Dave into the living room to hide. You flip off the lights with a thought, grinning to yourself as you imagine John’s face.
A few minutes later, the sound of the door unlocking makes your ears perk up. This is it! As the lights are flipped on, you jump up from your hiding spot, shouting, “Surprise!!!”
John, do you have a moment? I have a proposition for you.
certainly!
what can i do for you?
sarcasmslight replied to your post: Of course. I am not entirely sure in what context you have encountered this phrase, but in my experience it is a reference to the process in SBURB in which one player is responsible for creating all of the players through ectobiology. Those players appear as babies, which are then sent through time to their home planet by way of meteors. Those created by this process are often referred to as ecto-babies or meteor babies.
So, at some point in the game someone just... Creates everyone? How does that work out? And what does it mean if it doesn’t happen?
sarcasmslight replied to your photoset
Now I know just what to make you for next Christmas.
ill wear it constantly don’t tempt me man
sarcasmslight replied to your post: everyones trying to baby me and frankly its...
I believe a ‘You’ll understand when you’re older’ joke is appropriate here.
on a scale of 0/10 how immeasurably pleased with yourself are you for that joke because ill answer it for you it should be a ‘0 = not pleased at all and ready to self-flagellate to atone for this horrid sin’ but im fairly certain the actual response will be more along the lines of ‘i have crowned myself god-emperor of all humor for this jest. look upon my kingdom, ye mighty, and despair”
sarcasmslight replied to your post: basically if you arent on post-eldritch horrorcore...
Your taste in music is spot-on as always.
finally my genius is appreciated