“Why are we having this loser punt! He is such a flarping runt!”
Concept: Mean girl Nicole
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“Why are we having this loser punt! He is such a flarping runt!”
Concept: Mean girl Nicole
@sargentnicole
It was as normal a day on the Skull Ship as ever. Watchdogs milled about, either on patrols or heading off for leisure. All in all, one of the more peaceful days so far. The commander stands to the side of one of the many hallways, poised and keeping a keen eye out for anything or anyone who might break that peace into pieces.
Not that it was anything new. The commander was always doing something, despite several concerned watchdogs suggesting he should rest. If he didn’t keep an eye on things, who would?
Though, for someone so focused of ‘keeping an eye out’, you’d think he’d notice the other watchdog approaching him.
“Oh my goodness! This is going to be so much fun!” Amabella exclaims cheerfully, practically dragging the watchdog along as she races towards the entrance of the Skullship. She can hardly believe her luck! The ship is in need of repairs due to a Wander-related incident, which means that all the watchdogs have the entire day off while the Commander searches for supplies. Apparently, he doesn’t trust anyone else to get the proper items...
Perfect! Because that means that Amabella is able to invite Nicole along to explore the snow-covered planet they landed on. A planet whose quaint town is already in the midst of preparing for a strange Holiday called Christmas! While Christmas does have some similarities to a Holiday from her home galaxy, it also has many different traditions that Amabella is more than ready to learn about!
“Nicole, look at all the beautiful lights!” She squeals, using her free hand to point out the hatch door in the direction of the brightly-lit houses. “It is like someone took a rainbow, shoved it into a bunch of tiny bottles, and then threw it onto this town!” If she wasn’t currently in her watchdog disguise, Amabella is certain that she would be wagging her tail frantically... @sargentnicole
Are you okay? You look terrible!
“I feel fine!” Jinx snaps, grabbing her forehead as the watchdog’s words cause her splitting headache to become even worse. She looks around, trying to figure out where she is. She’s in… the Skullship? Well, that explains why a watchdog is talking to her… Is it Nicole? Blinking a few times to try and clear her fuzzy vision, she mumbles unconvincingly. “In fact, I’ve never felt better…”
‘What the flarp happened last night?’ She thinks, unsuccessfully trying to remember anything. Somehow she had managed to wake up in the Skullship and groggily lean against the hallway without even realizing where she was. Then a watchdog had walked directly up to her, without her even noticing! Jinx lets out a soft groan of frustration. Those drinks really messed her up. But it’ll pass. It always passes… eventually.
‘Besides, last night was my last night. I’m done touching the stuff…’ She thinks for what seems like the dozenth time, as she leans against the wall with exhaustion. Her head is still pounding… Kind of like the shots she had pounded down one after another.
What do you think of watchdogs?
“They’re GREAT for target practice!” She exclaimed. “That clear stuff that oozes out of their over-sized eyeball-heads when they b̬̯̥̪͇͉u̟̮ṟ̞̺s͇̹̩̠̰̩t̜̤̬̪̰͕ ̱͙̻̙̺̱̙̹o͖̭p̘̮͚͈e̩͚̲̫͚̝̻̬n̲̺ is Ŕ̷EĄL͞͡͝LY cool~!
T̩̯hey͓̝ ͉͕͔͎̠͖ne̺͖͍e̦̙̺d͔̣ ̮t̹͉͎͎o̭ ̳̦͎̞͎̦g͓e̼͎͈̲t ̳͖l͙̤͇͓̳̯̮ḙ̩̺͖̣̲ͅf̲͕͍̺t͓̹͍͚͔ ̼̘̝b̠̪͉̺͚ehͅi̗̟̹̝n̜̰̣̠ͅd o̗̮̜̼̭̩͚n̟̘̼̮̱̦ ̜͇͓͙̤̟̤m͎͈͙͕y̤͉̮̤̥̥̜ ̳͎̖̼̻̟͓s̥ḥ̬̤͚̪̺ͅi͖̲̫p̯͔̬̫̗̮͙ ͚ṃ̼̺o̦̹̳͇͓̞ͅr͈͕͇͙̥̦̳e̖͈̹ ̯̲̮o̰ft̙̙̰̬̫͚̜e̜͎̳̲̝̯n̬̙̗̬͔.̥̝̗̟”
Oh my g͡r̕aćiou̸ś,̵ would ya lookit this. This is a lovely piece of art, Miss Nicole! I can’t tell ya how pleased I was t’ find it sittin’ in my mailbox. Thank ya so much for sendin’ it in!
Shame it took so long t’ get here, the ҉post̕ma͝n ain’t so reliable this far out. But don’t ya fret, it’s gettin’ a special place on my wall.
Strawberry shortcake costume for nicole, the character not the cake.
Thank you so much! This was so fun to draw!