#sash tag

[kaaaaaaarf]

karfs my beloved!! all day i thought ab how i would reread 'hatefuck' tonight.. and ao3 is down😭 in the meantime, i'm wondering if you wouldn't mind a hatefuck question or three:

- what was your fave scene to write?

- they're on holiday: where and what is their first argument ab?

- they're in rj lupin's flat and the fire alarm goes off. besides saving his capsule wardrobe, what do they do first?

ty love MUAH!! <3

sash!!! <3 what a pleasure to see you in my inbox, I have missed you and been thinking about this all day!!

all of I Had A Dream That You Were Mine because I just really loved giving them a moment to actually be cunts in love and not just cunts. I have also grown very fond of their hospital shenanigans, but I think the top of the pyramid was the text chain at the beginning of hf5. mimi.

they are arguing as soon as they enter the airport!! sirius has airport anxiety and remus is Not Helping anything by vaping inside (sirius is convinced he's doing it because he's standing directly underneath the Do Not Vape sign and he'd be right).

sirius goes back to sleep while remus chases shrimpy around the apartment trying to get him into his carrier, eventually resorting to crawling under the bed to get him, coming out full of dust only for the alarm to stop. :)

MUAH!! x

also please let me know if the urge to read them strikes again before our beloved ao3 returns from war, I have the epubs. 🙂‍↕️

[sectoren]

omg ren it's been 84 years.. pls tell me a fun fact abt r or s pretty pls (-:

hiiiii ugh we r such bad divorcés staying out of eo lives like this we must have a public spat soon! hmmm ok fun fact i think sirius (before they get together) thinks he is the sickest pervert for the thoughts he has about remus. and the thoughts are him picturing r drinking tea with him on a cold morning and sharing an ice cream or holding hands. he’s shaking his head at himself like what is wrong with me… ​he’s going “the enormity of my desire disgusts me!” it’s a dream he had of him and remus sharing a milkshake in a 50s diner the night after he watched grease

[colgatebluemintygel]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love ❤

hellowwww sash !!!! well given that i only have 3 fics currently posted on ao3 i will choose my favourite :^)

an endless sky of honey - erm self rec errrr well read this if you are at all interested in a vaguely hades/persephone (tbqh it's more reminiscent of zagreus/thanatos but whatever man) flavoured au ft goats and shadow sex !! and forbidden love .. and sad sopping wet boys ... and MY ANGEL REMOOSE WAHHHHHHHHHH all alone on his little island with his bees and goats ..... and remoose2 my sweet angel of death who just wants to plant flowers but can't bc his touch takes life..... whimpers..... sorry i got distracted. yeah so i really like this one :-))

[minatalks]

losing the fight against gacha games for my friends' love and attention

[lynxindisguise]

what is a wolfstar?

well you see, when two extremely gay characters are assigned heavy wolf + dog, moon + star symbolism while their actual names create the most cursed combinations (ririus, semus, blupin), they are to be paired in the sacred tradition of cutesy yet inevitably confusing nouns.

also, tragically, moonfoot was overlooked.

[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

3 & 4 for 'accidentally in love' pls luci <3

but of course 💖💖💖

3. What's your favorite line of narration?

this isn't exactly A Line, but i love it :) a little oh moment for remus

Of course Sirius made his tea - he was always too sleepy in the mornings, too accident prone. He’d accidentally spilled scalding hot water on himself one time and ever since, Sirius had done it for him. And now that he was thinking about it, Sirius had never asked him how he takes his tea, but it was always perfect.

4. What's your favorite line of dialogue?

“Pads?”

Sirius looked up at him, one hand still wrapped loosely around Remus’ cock. “‘M good.”

“You don’t have to-”

“No, I want to!” Sirius replied, a bit petulantly. “I just-” He huffed, looking back down. 

“Padfoot, the longer you stare at it, the more insecure I-”

“Well, how am I meant to fit all that in my mouth?”

SORRY. Inconveniently Big-Dicked RJ Lupin makes me laugh every time. we're un-fetishizing it. it's just an obstacle now.

fic author asks

[cosmmicdancer]

new pfp?? helllllew i luv!!!

sash!!! so lovely to see u in my ask box 😌😌

Yes isn't she lovely, i aspire to be so delightfully demure as this lil birdie

[steelycunt]

what is a wolfstar?

picture some roadkill + a fly. picture the soggy lumps of biscuits you get in the bottom of the cup when it breaks off as you dunk it in your tea + a really badly infected ear piercing. then picture going to the supermarket and seeing one parnsip left in the crate which is really muddy and spindly and also simultaneously picture the tightest pair of jeans you can possibly imagine. picture going to an antiques auction and seeing one man red in the face furiously bidding against himself for a bronze statue of a greyhound that no one else has expressed any interest in whatsoever + dress that man up in your mind as a fairy princess. picture stepping in chewing gum + also picture if possible a gangrene limb? arm preferably. picture a divorce court. picture the xtc album drums and wires and then also try to imagine somebody sighing obnoxiously over the top of it. take all of these imagines and lay them down on a motorway and drive over all of them in an eighteen wheeler until they do not make anymore noise and you are back at the start, with the roadkill and the fly. that i think is the place to start